The stuffty Superpower game (because jonnyman5656's died)

[Shizza04]

You must scream it as you do it

Power to get a lovey chick to bang you whenever

she's your mom

the power to summon flying robot babies with rocket launchers for nipples

[Ad Bot]

[Cone²]

The nipples easily break and the robot babies usually malfunction

the power to die

[Space1255]

Slow & Painful.

Magic

[Cone²]

...ical powers to set things on fire but set yourself on fire

the power to have a fedora

[Pie Crust]

Your "fedoras" are all trillbies.

The power to read someone's mind by just looking at their forum avatar.

[Space1255]

You go into extreme pain while doing so.

Hydrokinesis

[Zoltan]

you can only control the pisswater in your bladder

the power to regenerate limbs

[jonnyman5656]

Except for your richard

The power to keep my threads alive

[Space1255]

Locked after three days, know the feel.

Super Strength

[Pie Crust]

It only applies to your pinky toe. Goodbye furniture.

Superpowers that allow me to interject 5L of semen or more every time.

[Space1255]

It's blood.

Power to keep my threads not kill.

[Pie Crust]

Superpowers that allow me to interject 5L of semen or more every time.

It's blood.

Try harder.

*skipme*

[Redconer]

DON'T LOSE YOUR THREEEEAD
Your thread gets failbinned within a few daya

Gain infinite amount of Pringles

[Cone²]

They're all crunched up into tiny bits (pringles are life)

I wish to fly

[tber123]

You accidentally get sucked into a plane while flying

The ability to actually loving finish your threads in community projects rather than letting it slowly rot