The stuffty Superpower game (because jonnyman5656's died)

[WaterOre]

they still taste like the wet, slightly moldy towels they are

the ability to become invisible at will

[Ad Bot]

[Ze Operator]

Nobody can hear you while you are invisible.

The ability where time only moves when you do.

[Refticus]

you are also affected by the time stop

you never need to drink water

[Ze Operator]

Your metabolism is significantly increased, forcing you to eat more often to prevent starvation.

The ability to talk to and control machinery.

[lord techno]

Any machine you talk too becomes a terminator, you fill in the rest.

The power of Supercalifragilisticexpialido cious <---See if you can forget this up.

[Ze Operator]

You say the word, every one turns into your wife. And I mean everyone.

Power to rewrite history without moving through time.

[Space1255]

Back to normal the next day.

Ability to poo tsunamis

[Frequency]

actual tsunamis come tearing out your ass

the ability to not burn my loving mouth on hot food god damn it

[Ze Operator]

Much more vulnerable to getting sunburned. x5.

The power to predict a person's body movements.

[Space1255]

You must do those motions also.

Ability to be a power ranger

[Ze Operator]

Every time the series gets revived, you have to be changed in some stuffty way.

Ability to think faster than the best overclocked supercomputer.

[SBG]

you get picked on by the oversized jock computers for being a NERRRRRRD!!!

power to queef at will

[lord techno]

queefing expels all of the oxygen from your body.

The power to get a girlfriend.

[Ze Operator]

Acts like you exist while you aren't around.

Power to fuse with other objects, and being able to convert the mass to weaponry.

[lord techno]

Your own body turns into a giant snake (i ran out of ideas to counter)

The power to exterminate math.