BLF writes a book - What could go wrong?

[Lego lad]

/totl


One upon a time, a lowly blockhead had just entered the gates into Badspot's server, and jetted around aimlessly, looking at builds. One on particular caught his eye: it was a large mountain of terrain, fitting in with the terrain built by other players that surrounded it, but had a cave leading into the base. He walked in, out of curiosity. The roof of the cave was suspended by several pillars, and the further he went, the darker it got. Eventually, he had to turn on his light to see. Just as he did, he noticed a large statue in front of him. It was of Badspot, and he wielded a destructo wand valiantly. On the pedestal there was a plaque, reading:


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[Ad Bot]

[K3k0m@n]

autism

[Akio]

forget monday cunt starfish

[-Setro-]

never change, forums

[Lego lad]

updated title

story so far:

One upon a time, a lowly blockhead had just entered the gates into Badspot's server, and jetted around aimlessly, looking at builds. One on particular caught his eye: it was a large mountain of terrain, fitting in with the terrain built by other players that surrounded it, but had a cave leading into the base. He walked in, out of curiosity. The roof of the cave was suspended by several pillars, and the further he went, the darker it got. Eventually, he had to turn on his light to see. Just as he did, he noticed a large statue in front of him. It was of Badspot, and he wielded a destructo wand valiantly. On the pedestal there was a plaque, reading: "Autism forget monday Cunt starfish". (next sentence)

[Akio]

The blockhead turned his head. There were additional quotes and memorables from the god, reading, "Yiff in hell, furcigarette.", and "(next line)"

[-Setro-]

Badspot appears behind the Blockhead.
"wow ur loving autistic", says Badspot.
The Blockhead disagrees, but is knocked out by Badspot's destructo wand!

[Kochieboy]

Riddler did nothing wrong

[Akio]

Riddler did nothing wrong

Shrimp noodle

[darkeningnight]

One upon a time, a lowly blockhead had just entered the gates into Badspot's server, and jetted around aimlessly, looking at builds. One on particular caught his eye: it was a large mountain of terrain, fitting in with the terrain built by other players that surrounded it, but had a cave leading into the base. He walked in, out of curiosity. The roof of the cave was suspended by several pillars, and the further he went, the darker it got. Eventually, he had to turn on his light to see. Just as he did, he noticed a large statue in front of him. It was of Badspot, and he wielded a destructo wand valiantly. On the pedestal there was a plaque, reading:

"When the eternal being comes of existence once more, they will bow to he."

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Shrimp noodle

While the blockhead was knocked out he heard voices in his head saying unintelligible things.

[Lego lad]

"When the eternal being comes of existence once more, they will bow to he."

we are past this part

pick up here:

While the blockhead was knocked out he heard voices in his head saying unintelligible things.

[Biostorm]

While the blockhead was knocked out he heard voices in his head saying unintelligible things.

like "OP isn't a friend" and "Dinosaurs existed millions of years ago as opposed to living alongside humans" and "Donald Annoying Orange shouldn't be elected"

[-Setro-]

when the blockhead wakes up, he opens his eyes slowly.
he wakes up in an unknown place, but there's wires surrounding the room.
he then hears, "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA" and sirens begin playing.
he is bodyslammed into 2018.

[Blockchip]

Suddenly, someone attacks the blockhead, repeatedly screaming "ALT".
He is quickly banned.