Author Topic: Amazon stole my money!  (Read 5291 times)



pff elbow and knee pads
scratch yourself like a real man
How is injury 'manly'?

>fingerless gloves

what a loving friend
It's for my outfit you loving moron.
Yeah! You're a moron for not knowing the exact use for these gloves I am going to buy! You're a moron for not knowing that I was not going to use them for general use, but for a specific outfit!



How is injury 'manly'?
Because it shows your not a pusillanimous individual

My first injury was in the womb!  :cookieMonster:

Because it shows your not a pusillanimous individual

My first injury was in the womb!  :cookieMonster:

Best way to show you aren't a pusillanimous individual is to knock your opponent unconscious without a scratch

Scratches are not manly cause it means you didn't get a flawless victory

> Modern tacticool airsoft gear

pffffffft

Call your bank instead and tell them there's been a fraudulent transaction on your account.
Do this

are you going to rob a bank or are you a spy

Play airsoft without gear. LIKE A REAL MAN YOU MUST EAT THOSE PROJECTILES
I forgot to specify: I mean gear as in all this extra safety stuff. You don't need knee pads unless you plan on sucking the enemy teams richard at the end of the round. You need a gun, obviously.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2015, 02:23:33 PM by Alyx Vance »

fingerless gloves are kinda cool you chuckleforget jews

They were cool until 2011 when edgy emo 7th graders ruined them.

Also, I think Amazon is getting you back for buying stuffty stuff

why would 7th graders wear military gear