Google is now owned by Alphabet

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

out of all companies that we would have to worry about taking over the world, i think i'd be most okay with google

[Ad Bot]

[shitlord]

out of all companies that we would have to worry about taking over the world, i think i'd be most okay with google

Power corrupts
Absolute power corrupts absolutely

[SetGaming]

out of all companies that we would have to worry about taking over the world, i think i'd be most okay with google

at least it's not comcast amirite

[Lego lad]

we need valve to take over

[Obliviongate20]

we need valve to take over

no more 3rd world problems!!!!!!!!

[bestguy22]

i just feel like it was a mistake naming it Alphabet for some reason

[Tayasaurus]

i just feel like it was a mistake naming it Alphabet for some reason

Yeah, naming it the thing that each generation is getting worse at was a bad business move. 

[ABlockOfCheese]

inb4 Alphabet starts buying out other search engines and makes them all Google clones

[Duck Quackington]

no more 3rd world problems!!!!!!!!

We all know what this means, lmao

[ZERØ]

Oh no their trying to get away from the rep google has of mis-using their users information in order to make more ad-revenue!

What ever shall we do?

Meh, I bet they will find away to ruin their rep with this new name as well.

[Col. Burton]

no more 3rd world problems!!!!!!!!

idk if this was a pun but god did i chuckle

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Oh no their trying to get away from the rep google has of mis-using their users information in order to make more ad-revenue!

What ever shall we do?

Meh, I bet they will find away to ruin their rep with this new name as well.

What, do you use Bing?

[ZERØ]

What, do you use Bing?

Yeah, I ditched google years ago, If I couldn't use bing I just use duckduckgo, I just got tired of google and them being adwhores.

[McJob]

Yeah, I ditched google years ago, If I couldn't use bing I just use duckduckgo, I just got tired of google and them being adwhores.

If there was only an addon which could get rid of ads...

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Yeah, I ditched google years ago, If I couldn't use bing I just use duckduckgo, I just got tired of google and them being adwhores.

holy stuff lmao