Author Topic: turning 18 soon, need help surviving in the REAL world  (Read 3397 times)

so like

i'm gonna be a legal "adult"

how do i start living independently without dying or screwing something up

because like i've been sheltered because my parents are literally insane

so what do i do (general tips would help...)


try making yourself a sandwich
if that doesnt help, try cleaning a plate

steal money for rent

now see i was thinking about this but i wasn't sure if i could go through with it

try making yourself a sandwich
if that doesnt help, try cleaning a plate

i do that all the time keep up

Two routes

Get a job -> Make money

Go to college -> Get a white collar job -> Make money

Two routes

Get a job -> Make money

Go to college -> Get a white collar job -> Make money

i think i'll be acting on the former, maybe going to a trade school.

if you're ever homeless and starving, and in desperate need of shelter, get yourself arrested

free shelter and food

if you're ever homeless and starving, and in desperate need of shelter, get yourself arrested

free shelter and food

is public indecency good enough for a night or two in jail

Live with your parents as long as possible

if you can, rent an apartment or just buy a house, hopefully you know what credit score is, if not, then, i cant tell you, just pay rent, bills, buy food, get a job,


become a illegal meme dealer


Live with your parents as long as possible

i'd rather not

if you can, rent an apartment or just buy a house, hopefully you know what credit score is, if not, then, i cant tell you, just pay rent, bills, buy food, get a job,

i don't think you can "just buy a house"

prostitution
become a illegal meme dealer

why not both

make a living off selling rare pepes