itt: we remake the history of the world

[Vitawrap]

year 9: allahu ackbar begins

[Ad Bot]

[Tudoreleu]

year 10:
a handicap ties rocks to his arms and legs and tries to fly by jumping off a cliff

this unsurprisingly doesn't work, but the speed with which he crashes grinds his body against a tough boulder, creating sparks and igniting the dry grass

fire is made

[Tumbleweed]

year 11:
9/11 on year 11

[Refticus]

year 12: the handicaps, after being intelligent for their entire life have become stupid and handicapped

[MoltenKitten]

Year 13:
After the fall of the handicaps the Moltenites return to being the smartest species on nigeria

[Obliviongate20]

year 14: a meteor crashes wiping every moltenite off of the planet like a windshield wiper

[Eden]

Year 15: The Bozo tribe, located in Erica Hartmann Crater, begins to gain traction.

[Ragequit]

year 16: Riddler wins the third world war

[SgtDaemon]

year 18: All the known tribes agree to form one big nation with the sole purpose of a planet-wide ban of memes, and thanks to this law, they begin a rapid advance of technology

[Eden]

Year 19: Year 17 was skipped, but nobody in the nation cares.

[WaterOre]

year 20: nothing of much interest happens

[Blockchip]

Year 21: Donnel creates Pen island.
Any arguments outside of Pen island are strictly forbidden, and punishable by international law.

[Obliviongate20]

year 22: people are angry about this and argue with donnel

[Ragequit]

year 23: spongebobp leads the invasion of pen island

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Year 24: Pen island is heavily damaged by the spongebobs