Author Topic: itt: we remake the history of the world  (Read 7033 times)

Year 60: Badspot Invents the ctrl k

Year 61: Dinosaurs rise form the grave and invade blockland in the form of bots

year 62: badspot commits ctrl+k because he cannot handle the loss of his destructo wand

Year 62.5: The wand rolls and rolls to a clan called the suck it clan

Year 62.6 Suck-It clan now controls the power of the destructo wand.

year 63: we stop counting years by decimals

Year 64: Aliens from another galaxy use their advanced technology to destroy Nigeria

Year 65: Nigeria is highly damaged. The technology digged
so deep, it reached into the core and causing lava to flow into the grounds

Year 66: Suck it clan uses the wand at the aliens, but they're technology was too advanced for them. The aliens killed part of the suck it clan. Only a few survived. The aliens take the destructo wand with them.


Year 67


The planet doesn't want to live with this stuff anymore

year 68: the planet is glued back together

68.5: Admin, please
69: lovexx
70: carrot rain.

Year 71: The carrots overflow. A delivery company called P.E.N.1.5. delivers them to nearby planets.

year 72: all nearby planets make a trade embargo with them
and then the company disappears because why is there spaceships on a planet 72 years old

Year 73: In comes a new planet,
Planet Purple Ass