itt: we remake the history of the world

[Ragequit]

year 128: the bloodbobs feast on the crunch before burning its remains as another sacrifice

[Ad Bot]

[kidplasma]

Year 128: Through the sheer power of his newfound magic, Espio manages to keep the planet alive, while the big crunch happens around it. You're a wizard Espio.

[Refticus]

year 129: nothing happens other than bloodbobs going on a genocide crusade

[kidplasma]

Year 130: A new race, forged from gold by the gods, named the skinjons descend from the heavens. They study the bloodbobs, now living weapons from their genocide crusade. There is a war between them, estimated to happen in 5 years. Both sides prepare.

[Refticus]

131: the war ends. both die after encountering a loving spider

[Vitawrap]

132: a new war begins because of the birth of Dennis Rodman's Pal

[Clubstep]

Year 1 Day 2: and there it goes

133

[DrHitius]

133

no.

[Dionysusan]

4chan was never invented. (causes topic title to change)

[Alphadin]

134: Off in the distance, there's a japanese schoolgirl being violated

[NML Cygni]

135. Dennis Rodman's Pal assassinated, new person is born named adolf Riddler

[ThatRandomGuy]

136: a new race, armed to the teeth, arrive and follow Adolf Riddler. They are split up into 3 groups, the Kriegsmarine, Luftwaffe, und Heer.

Clad in wool uniforms they begin to hunt the rest of the species

[Biostorm]

137. the jews are already in control of the banks, they continue plotting world domination. meanwhile, Riddler is informed by a spy that the jews have set their plan in motion. he realizes he needs to do something before they take over the world

[Dionysusan]

174: dire straits took over the world for a while

[Refticus]

year 139: people realise the calendar broke the previous year
and nobody cared