itt: we remake the history of the world

[Blockchip]

Year 85: Napalmeon and the entire book worm species ctrl+k because their entire existences are lame puns

[Ad Bot]

[Akio]

year 84: spongebob says you're gay and yells at the jews that keep blowing the planet up

year 86: ragequit kills himself

[Nal]

year 87: everyone discovers how to bring people back to life and ragequit comes back

[Akio]

and then we forget how to bring people back and ragequit kills himself again

and reincarnation will never ever be thought of again

[Kochieboy]

Year 88: Jet fuel can melt steel beams

[shitlord]

year 89

[Mr. Krabs was panicked, and he burst into his restaurant.]

Who took me secret formuler!?

[BlueCreeper]

Year 90: someone finds the formuler. He didn't see the guy who stole it, though.... He was so small that he accidentally stepped on him, killing him.

[Ragequit]

year 91: ragequit is reborn and calls akio a gay. he then regains control of the spongebob

[Lego lad]

year 92: spongebob refuses control by Ragequit because he isn't in the mood for krabby patties, but tacos instead. Ragequit then removed his brain and put it in the spongetron robot pants.

[Ragequit]

year 93: ragequit tells spongebob to shut the heck up im the best leader you've ever had

[Refticus]

year 94: the spongebob tv show is cancelled after nigeria was repaired with super glue

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Year 95: Badspot gets back his destructo wand by banning aliens from existence. Planet Purple ass gets blown up randomly

[Malleo100]

Year 96: One alien survives but dies of phallic cancer.

[Mouse droidz 21]

year 97: A evil Donkey appears out of nowhere and starts an anarchy against all governments in the solar system and is attempting to start a revolution

[Lukas75TheSecond]

Year 98: Windows 98 is born.