Would You Rather v2.0

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life is miserable but death is unknown
life
would you rather fall down a staircase or get a pebble thrown at you 5 times a minute for the rest of your life

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[Space1255]

Staircase.
Would you rather have to stuff on the floor in front of the pope and all major world leaders or cut your richard / wrists and bathe in salt water then fap with rubbing alcohol?

[bigcapitalbaka]

stuff on floor in front of pope
he will forgive me because SOMEONE forced me to

would you rather make badspot update the game or let ephialtes take over

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let ephialtes update the game
badspot aint gettin nowhere
would you rather listen to me or listen to obama

[Col. Derontchi]

Same thing silly

Would you rather live in Oklahoma or live in Arkansas

[Space1255]

Arkansas...? Idk

Would you rather be Taboo for a day or Betelgeuse for a day

[Col. Derontchi]

Betel so I could kill myself

Would you rather eat 5 paintballs or 10 airsoft pellets

[Frequency]

10 airsoft pellets easy

would you rather live in a transparent house with all of the lights on for a whole week or an opaque house with absolute darkness for a whole week?

[foulprairiedog]

transparent house... in an expensive residential area where there are no other houses within sight + Privacy Fence.

would you rather eat a dog or a cat

[Frequency]

dog. probably cleaner

would you rather only being able to use your smartphone half an hour a week for the rest of your life or be limited to using a "feature phone" for the rest of your life?

[Space1255]

Depends on the feature phone.

Would you rather be a lovey female or have a dic that's so big you can't go out in public because it's incredibly obvious and leaks out of your pant leg

[ThatRandomGuy]

lovey female, of course. I wouldn't want a big richard

Would you rather be sucked in a world where vore and tentacle rape is a daily thing or would you rather be tied up in a BDSM rape fantasy

[Frequency]

the latter

would you rather suck a richard or grow a pusillanimous individual

[}]Crazy[{]

dog. probably cleaner

fun fact, dogs are actually unhealthy for humans

ot: whats the difference?
would you rather have everything at the cost of your intellect,
or nothing with supernatural intellect

[Space1255]

We'll it's a lose lose either way so supernatural intellect.

Be sat on by a neckbearded fatass or fight satan with a weapon of your choice but he can crush your bones with one hit and you only got five weeks to prepare, gather an army, make friends, get aid from God, and be MLG?