Would You Rather v2.0

[ThatRandomGuy]

Throw the chair.


Would you rather be tied up, force fed a pickle, then degraded in public or be turned into a banana and used as a guys carrot

[Ad Bot]

[Col. Derontchi]

The first one, obviously.

Would you rather swallow a live hissing roosterroach (largest roosterroach in the world), or chew a dying yellow jacket?

[Agent Legit 22]

OH GOD NEITHER

Would you rather be in a zombie apocolypse, or be in a nuclear apocolypse.
ayy fallout

[Copy Kirby]

zombie because zombies are nice people, once you get past the whole eating your flesh thing.

Would you rather Fap to fnaf research or Fap to pony research
Oh baby~

[Space1255]

tbh pony because they aren't killer robots.

Would you rather be a soccer goalie and wield the power of God or Satan (totally not referencing Inazuma 11)

[Col. Derontchi]

Completely incoherent question but God because he's chill

Would you rather eat too much chocolate in one sitting or never be allowed to eat chocolate again?

[SBG]

never allowed to eat chocolate again; there are other ways to get diabetes y'know


would you rather be executed by saw or a thousand stabs

[Copy Kirby]

stabs
so i can think of sphee

would you rather fail to catch a shiny pokemon or not get your dream pokemon ever.

[Space1255]

Shiny.

Would you rather be a love slave (brown town only) for a year nonstop or have to shove a seventeen inch carrot up your star fish once a month.

[ThatRandomGuy]

love slave, being tied/chained up and used as a toy is good.

Would you rather be force fed 1000 live and angry hornets or have surgery without any anesthesia

[Col. Derontchi]

Surgery because I'm a loving man

Would you rather give up all digital technology (ie phones, TV, computer, etc.) or give up all friends and family?

[Space1255]

neither because i'd go insane
unless i was never raised with it to begin with

would you rather swallow a meter long sword or five gallons of semen with no breaks.

[Col. Derontchi]

Semen because at least I'd live to swallow another day!

Would you rather shoot your own genitals with one paintball or 10 airsoft BBs

[Cookies and Cream]

One paintball of course, i dont want to feel the pain 10 times

Would you rather go completely naked to Walmart or swim on the north pole without clothes? 

[Skig²]

Go naked in Walmart, at least that way I won't die.

Would you rather kill a puppy or a kitten?