My mom just caught me jacking off.

[Decepticon]

No because she asked me if I could eat pizza.

are you telling me your mom looked at you dead in your eyes while you were holding your snake and asked if you wanted pizza

[Ad Bot]

[Malleo100]

No because she asked me if I could eat pizza.

It would've been funny if you came right when she walked in.

[ButlerBlockhead125]

are you telling me your mom looked at you dead in your eyes while you were holding your snake and asked if you wanted pizza

its codeword for head

[dr_pepper]

are you telling me your mom looked at you dead in your eyes while you were holding your snake and asked if you wanted pizza

Yes I suppose she was just trying to ignore it.

[Echoes]

No because she asked me if I could eat pizza.

can you eat pizza
is it even possible for humans?

[dr_pepper]

can you eat pizza
is it even possible for humans?

No a few days ago I got a Tooth removed and couldn't eat anything that involved a lot of chewing.

[ThatDarkNinja778]

No I don't jack off to music.

No the question is why were you listening to music while beating the meat in the first place.

[Legoboss]

good. jerking your meat with witnesses shows your the man of the house.

[dr_pepper]

No the question is why were you listening to music while beating the meat in the first place.

Because I was working on my animation before and I was listening to it while I was working because I work better listening to music.

[Mr Man]

I've never been caught but I've had close calls

[Nonnel]

Because I was working on my animation before and I was listening to it while I was working because I work better listening to music.

???????
so why did you just start jerkin it

[The Resonte!]

???????
so why did you just start jerkin it

i guess he considers it "work"

beat it to the rhythm

[dr_pepper]

???????
so why did you just start jerkin it

I cannot explain my hornyness

[tnatsissA]

Did your mom help you with that.

[The Murderous Cop]

Did your mom help you with that.

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