Author Topic: My mom just caught me jacking off.  (Read 5443 times)

don't whack the meat when other people are in the house
simple


Don't fret. It's normal. If she's anywhere near a decent, normal human being, then she will understand that as well.

Get a lock or if that's not possible, get a sign that says please knock or something. But after her walking in on you, I'm sure she will now remember to knock or something without even telling her.

Don't make it more awkward than it needs to be.





I don't have a door.
why would you ever jack off in a room with no door

I don't have a door.
are you loving serious
you spanked the monkey without a door

My room is in a loft so the only door I really have is my closet door.

how about the bathroom




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