My mom just caught me jacking off.

[Space1255]

Did you have a stripper in your bed, too?

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[Refticus]

OH MAN MY FAVORITE ALBUMN CHERRY BOMB IS PLAYING I SHOULD FONDLE MY SPICY BONER!!!!

then his mother walks in and sees her son fiddling the noodle to sound waves

[Decepticon]

IT FELT GOOD RIḬ̵̺̥̬͎͉̱͕̫͎͈̦̠͎̝͉̌̐̓ͨͥ̓̐̓̾͆̌͒ͥͭͮͫͨ͞͡ͅC̢̍͐ͮ͌ͨ̇ͯͭ̋̾̊ͬͯ̑̓ͬͣ̀́̚͠҉̻͍̭̝̦̠͍͇̯̭̬̪̮̺̝ͅK̵͉͇̻̪̬̟͍͚̭̯̤͎̱͚̻̰̎̿͆̾̔ͩ̎̍̍ͫ̂̉ͬ̏̓̚͘͞Y̧̯̼̟̭̩̥̤̆ͣ̽̓̐̈͂ͦͩ̊͐͒̄̊̚̚͝͝ ̢̣̠͕̫̥̹̿̂͊ͨ̈́̀D̍̓̂͏̶̡͚̮͎͇̠̳̞̹̲̣̻̺̳̗̯͍͍̬̩̕͢I̪̼͍̲̤̲̒ͮ͌̉̇̇͂ͧ͌̀̀͘͢͠D̛͗́̑̃ͨ̒ͮ͂͢͏̙̙̬͙͈̪N̸͍̥̻̖͉͈͉͉̬̲̟̟͓̣ͦͦ̏̒ͦͮͭ̓ͬ͂ͦ̕͞ͅ'̶̞͙̣̳̯̱̟͖̯̈ͩͭ̄̉̈́ͨ͐͊̎͗̈́͆͒ͦ̄͞ͅͅȚ̴͈̳͎̩̝̭͇ͫͭ̿ͮ͐͗ͩ͋̿́̀͟͟ͅ ̷̡̉͑̇͗̉͌̽̃̂ͪ͑̄̈͜͏̴̲̮̗̺̣̹͉͎̹I̖̙̤ͭͦ̅͋ͫ̏̿͘͞ͅT̲͇͎͇̣͍̠̯̹̝̮̀͛ͩ̓ͪͯ̀́͝͝

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Rare footage of it happening
clicky

[Landmineman4000²]

no door and no ability to hear someone approaching
might aswell play research on your living room tv furiously jacking off buttnaked whilst the entire household watches you

[Ragequit]

put your closet door on where your loving room door should be

[Space1255]

no door and no ability to hear someone approaching
might aswell play research on your living room tv furiously jacking off buttnaked whilst the entire household watches you

this

[ShadowsfeaR]

no door and no ability to hear someone approaching
might aswell play research on your living room tv furiously jacking off buttnaked whilst the entire household watches you

OP was asking for it

[tnatsissA]

I don't have a door.

You are just begging for someone to come in and jack you off.

[Mr.Blocko]

You are just begging for someone to come in and jack you off.

He just needed help mom!

[Jairo]

is this you, op?

[DrHitius]

is this you, op?

Rare footage of it happening
clicky

copycat!!

[Trogtor]

why don't you do it at night when everyone is asleep like everyone else

were you so desperate to beat your bishop in the afternoon?

[Jairo]

copycat!!

oh whoops

[McZealot]

Rare footage of it happening
clicky

THIS IS SO AWKWARD OMG