sid jairo's civilization simulator - REST IN PEPPERONI MOHAMMED!

[Jairo]

Map status: Caught up

You are the leader of a small village consisting of 43 people wedged between the bank of a river and the slope of a mountain. You have founded this village to provide a new home for your followers, although you haven't decided on a name yet. What is the name of your village? (be serious)

Country: Turayf Caliphate
Total Population: 1066


=[State Government: Caliphate]=
Grand Khalifa: Mia Khalifa

=[State Religion: Islanime]=
Followers: 1066
Allah, god of the sky (ethereal)
Kar-ah, goddess of the earth (ethereal)
Mohammed al-Faruq the Terrible, main priest

Bonus to: fertility, growth

=[Technology]=
Basic Architecture
Archery
Stone Housing
Basic Language
Copper Tools/Weapons
Improved Agriculture
Fertilizer
Basic Government
The Wheel
Basic Mining (Stone, Copper)
Basic Woodworking
Fishing
Religion
Basic Sailing
Alphabet
Mathematics
Masonry
Currency
Philosophy
Animal Husbandry (in progress)

=[Total Military]=
55 spear militia [melee]
35 "Mubarizun" [melee]
23 "Bedouin Skirmishers" [ranged]
5 watchmen [ranged]



Town: Ebenburough
Population: 518

=[Local Government: Mia Khalifa]=

=[Local Religion: Islanime]=
Followers: 518

=[Food]=
Gathering (stable)
Fishing (stable)
Farming (stable)

=[Buildings]=
6 medium houses
2 large houses
2 farm [Farmers: 5/5]
1 granary [Workers: 5/5]
1 bridge
1 barracks
1 smithy [Workers: 5/5]
1 prison [Prisoners: 13]
1 quarry (Stone) [Workers: 7/10]
1 mine (Copper) [Workers: 5/5]
1 Pasdaran embassy [Diplomats: 2/5]
1 mosque

=[Local Military]=
18 spear militia [melee]
10 "Bedouin Skirmishers" [ranged]
3 watchmen [ranged]

=[Local Defenses]=
3 archer towers

=[Local Resources]=
Fish (plentiful)
Lumber (plentiful)
Stone (plentiful)
Copper (small)
Gems (unknown)


Town: Turayf
Population: 548

=[Local Government: Mia Khalifa]=

=[Local Religion: Islanime]=
Followers: 548

=[Food]=
Gathering (stable)
Fishing (stable)
Farming (stable)

=[Buildings]=
6 medium houses
2 large houses
2 farms [Farmers: 5/5]
1 bridge
1 barracks
1 market [Merchants: 3/8]
1 government building
1 treasury
1 oracle

=[Local Military]=
37 spear militia [melee]
35 "Mubarizun" [melee]
13 "Bedouin Skirmishers" [ranged] (3 awaiting archer towers)
2 watchmen [ranged]

=[Local Defenses]=
2 archer towers
Wooden walls

=[Local Resources]=
Fish (plentiful)

Nations of the World (that we know of):

Turayf Caliphate (us)
Pasdaran Republic
Einzbern (no diplomat has made contact)

WHAT IS THIS??

I'm gonna provide details on what's going on as you guys suggest things. whenever I want an answer, I'll ask the question in blue. the rest of the content preceding the blue sentence is context and should be read anyway. if you ever have a question to ask (what does this technology do, how can we do this, can we build this, what technology do we have) I'll answer it.

essentially, you guys control the prosperity and longevity of this village. make contact with other tribes, explore the surrounding terrain, research new technologies, whatever. let's make our nation as great as it can be!

/!\ try to take this somewhat seriously. I'm gonna reserve the right to ignore stupid suggestions /!\

[Ad Bot]

[Doughboy]

new pillsborough of course

[grunterdb1951]

Ebenburough

[Jairo]

new pillsborough of course

but... how can it be new if there is no old?

Ebenburough

Ah yes, Ebenburough was the name you decided on! With that out of the way, there are many other issues your people are plagued by: What should they be building? What should they be researching?

[Decepticon]

build up some nice farmland by the river but not too close for one

research better housing

[CypherX]

cut down some forgetin trees

[Jairo]

build up some nice farmland by the river but not too close for one

Your people begin early designs of a hoe to help aid in breaking up the soil. They have no previous knowledge of agriculture, so this will take some trial and error.

research better housing

Your top craftsmen and quarrymasters begin drafting up a new way to implement the abundance of stone for housemaking.

cut down some forgetin trees

There are no more trees nearby. We will have to send a scouting party out to discover our surroundings.


A major complaint from your people is the lack of warmth at night. Ever since you cut down the last trees to make your homes, firewood is no longer available. What will you do?

[Doughboy]

but... how can it be new if there is no old?

we do not talk about old pillsborough.

[Juncoph]

send scouts to look for any peat deposits in or near the river, if any is found it should work about as well as firewood, plus it'd make some nice fertilizer

[Nonnel]

sid jairo's really went downhill
send scouts further from what's already been explored to look for forests

[CypherX]

sid jairo's really went downhill

this

[Decepticon]

sid jairo's really went downhill

budget cuts

[Ragequit]

move the town into the river

[LegendZ]

check the shallows for some driftwood.

[Jairo]

send scouts to look for any peat deposits in or near the river, if any is found it should work about as well as firewood, plus it'd make some nice fertilizer

Some small deposits were discovered near the immediate banks. It has been reappropriated for use as a fertilizer.

send scouts further from what's already been explored to look for forests

A small scouting party heads north, following the river. They come across a wooded area and divert from their path. They report back to your village with their findings.

check the shallows for some driftwood.

No such luck.


Your population has increased from 43 to 45. Now that both wood and stone are comfortably available and farms will fix your food problems, we must start asking the big questions like "Who are we? Why are we here? Is there a being above us?" Building new things like roads and drill yards will help to improve our travel rate and troop veterancy. Consider what else we should be doing besides deciding on a religion.