Author Topic: how to masturbate cleanly. CONT 2 NEW TRICKS  (Read 5296 times)


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i want fresh procrastination tricks op



wowe talk about plagiarism

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i want fresh procrastination tricks op
updated with new subways oriented tricks

just like, squirt everywhere and embrace everyone who notices

updated with new subways oriented tricks
So use a child?

That's messed up

So use a child?
children can be messy

trust me i am a professional i tried nearly everything: monitors computers wine bottles had a friend try a tuna can but i never tried children so i really cant say for sure

I vaguely remember someone posting this exact same thing like 5 years ago and it wasn't funny then either.

thank you
this has helped change my life in more ways than 1
i've always been caught, but since this guide has been born, i have been a successful man
i tip my fedora in your direction

thank you
this has helped change my life in more ways than 1
i've always been caught, but since this guide has been born, i have been a successful man
i tip my fedora in your direction

what can i say? im a master

Did you make this thread because of the guy that just got caught wanking by his mom?


just like, squirt everywhere and embrace everyone who notices