Author Topic: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain - started with no limbs now we here  (Read 56294 times)

i got disconnected from 2 FOBs in a row and they counted as losses
oh no, it's GTAO all over again

i got disconnected from 2 FOBs in a row and they counted as losses
oh no, it's GTAO all over again
hey at least you havent ran into hackers

if you shoot the mammal pod's red light during the emmerich extraction mission, it will stop saying whatever stuff its saying about the philosophers or whatever and it'll start flashing rainbow lights and saying the stuff it does when you disable it in peace walker.

edit: also it screams in pain holy stuff

so i just finished the game


what the forget just happened? so the medic on the chopper is the boss you were playing the whole time, and the real big boss is off doing willy nilly building the patriots? i dont forgetin know

so i just finished the game


what the forget just happened? so the medic on the chopper is the boss you were playing the whole time, and the real big boss is off doing willy nilly building the patriots? i dont forgetin know


My theory: Big Boss needed a way to build up the Boss's dream without getting marauded by Zero. To do that he takes Medic, gives Medic his (Big Boss's) face, and makes everybody think the Medic is the real Big Boss. That way, Big Boss can escape from the hospital as Ishmael (voiced by Sutherland- also Venom's VA) while the Medic escapes and rebuild's Mother Base, with everybody thinking Medic is Big Boss, while in reality, Ishmael is actually Big Boss and can do what he wants (since everybody thinks Big Boss is rebuilding Mother Base.)

tl;dr YOU ALL BOUGHT IT (except Ocelot) KAZ BOUGHT IT, EVEN ZERO BOUGHT IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER
« Last Edit: September 07, 2015, 10:08:09 PM by ZombiLoin »


Two people attempted to invade my base. I only have one platform so it's relatively easy to defend. I just sit and wait in an area they have to cross, and blast them once they get close enough.
The first one fell right into that, while the second one somehow dodged and/or ate all my bullets, knocked me down, picked me up and then threw me over the side and onto the very bottom deck. Luckily he took his nice time doing so and a friendly NPC came over and shot him up like a school.

Two people attempted to invade my base. I only have one platform so it's relatively easy to defend. I just sit and wait in an area they have to cross, and blast them once they get close enough.
The first one fell right into that, while the second one somehow dodged and/or ate all my bullets, knocked me down, picked me up and then threw me over the side and onto the very bottom deck. Luckily he took his nice time doing so and a friendly NPC came over and shot him up like a school.
I just cover everything with sleep mines. I've knocked myself out more than a few times but fortunately the Uragan picks up the slack.
My FOB is enormous already though, so it can take quite a bit of patience, and I can usually just about break even on losses with the defense rewards.

AYYYY :DD
Can I join the cool club now? Im happy :)

You don't even want to know what I had to do to obtain a copy

AYYYY :DD
Can I join the cool club now? Im happy :)

You don't even want to know what I had to do to obtain a copy
did you have to suck wee wee in the shady part of town

Agh i really want this game but i cant afford it right now
if you shoot the mammal pod's red light during the emmerich
Wait, emmerich? Hal Emmerich!?

Please tell me it's hal

did you have to suck wee wee in the shady part of town
Maybe ;)

You don't even want to know what I had to do to obtain a copy

Did it cost you an arm and a leg?

Jezus christ the prologue is long af. Took me an hour to finish.

the best character in the game is the doctor at the beginning