BFBB [BOSS #3 - KIDALEX90]

[mattsos]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

CAN'T WAKE UP

[Ad Bot]

[Stick Man]

I command my turtles to BOMB THE stuff OUT OF THE BOSS!!!

[Just M2]

I'm dead. Therefore I cannot see.

[lord techno]

ATTACK CYCLE END

I have made a terrible mistake, we are all going to die unless i fix it in this cycle end.

I must cure the cancer

[lord techno]

Everyone forgets up cheese tango before the OP erases them from history because he was being a dingus

The Minion Hooker Lap Dances Space1255, The OP, and CypherX

The Thread contracts Cancer

Space1255 pisses blood

The Op's eyes melt and he contracts cancer, realizing his mistake

CypherX is dead inside, avoiding the nightmare

Everyone else avoids watching in some way

This is cancer in its deadliest form

Solid Snake Uses the Rocketo Punch while plasma turtles rain utter overkill on the boss! The hooker queen dies!

The OP apologises by curing the cancer through the following video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FEYvKxCnYw

If this does not cure your cancer, i am not sure what will. But if this does not cure all cancer, this thread may be doomed to die, only if you guys let it.

SEVENTEENTH BOSS

The Minion Hooker Queen
[Damp]

Armed with Ungodly Cancerous Powers

75,000

DEAD BEYOND DEAD

()

The nightmare is over! Please don't let this thread die. Let the video soothe your hearts and clear your minds

[Space1255]

Best filler boss 2015

[Nicepoint]

I create The Singularity Amulet.
It can absorb almost any type of energy when it is opened. It captures energy near its event horizon in a photon sphere. It also has a gravity field suppressor that makes it portable.

Stats:
Upon usage, it will absorb energy from explosions and other large attacks.
It will scale the power in levels. Example: "Absorbs power from attack and gains 60 power levels. Current power level: 234"
Stored power can be released as a buff to overall stats.
Amulet is indestructible.

Will add later to wiki

[SWAT One]

9 turns until the Spiral Rift Cannon is modified so that it doesn't swallow the whole loving planet again.

[Bow]

I'm confused, what happened?

[Space1255]

I begin to fist the hooker.

[TableSalt]

fart

[Cybertails1998]

i'm afraid it's terminal

[WaterOre]

Maybe if we launch nukes at the next boss, the radiation will kill the cancer.

[DrHitius]

hopefully when its cured i can finally become a boss after 500 pages

[lord techno]

THE NON-CANCEROUS SEVENTEENTH BOSS

MC Ballyhoo & Big Top

Armed with Voice-Based Attacks & Carnival Games

75,000/75,000

Afflicted with Separation Anxiety

(Should Big Top or MC Ballyhoo be separated for ANY Reason. Utter Catastrophe will unfold)

hopefully when its cured i can finally become a boss after 500 pages

You will be the Eighteenth boss. Promise.