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Author Topic: BFBB [BOSS #3 - KIDALEX90]  (Read 180379 times)

I was on the other side of the explosion when you shot me, so the bullet melted / got blown to pieces / etc
I DID IT BEFORE ANY EXPLOSION DAMMIT
DID YOU NOT SEE IT'S A QUOTE

I DID IT BEFORE ANY EXPLOSION DAMMIT
DID YOU NOT SEE IT'S A QUOTE
Bullets don't teleport, they move quickly, yes, but (continues BSing excuses)
I take it like a champ and rip it out and throw it at Nice

Which I reflect towards your launched satellite to cause Gravity Movie all over again
« Last Edit: January 13, 2016, 12:43:25 PM by Nicepoint »

« Last Edit: January 13, 2016, 01:17:18 PM by Drydess »

I engage a warp drive and Nice and I land on Mars. I punch him square in the neck

I grab your arm and pull you over my neck and slam you on the ground

Heh... What Soccer Ball?
I open a portal to the Pringles Dimension as it gets lost forever. I grab a volleyball and spike it at you.
As you do that, I escape By jumping off from your head to stratosphere
my forehead is still a Pringles dimension portal
Then i pull a jetpack out of my ass and fly to stratosphere
I launch a 3 stage drone to crash into you.
I kick it back


Give up speis
I didn't reveal what was on the fairing
It was an armed bomb. Any amount of contact on the warhead detonates it.
You're caught in the blast wave.

I was on the other side of the explosion when you shot me, so the bullet melted / got blown to pieces / etc
B4 the drone hits I change my mind and blast it away with a beam of plasma
You can't time warp backwards :^)

I launch a satellite at the moon. It will use its gravity to sling it back at 50km/s and targets Nicepoint. The payload is in a quite durable fairing. It will hit in 5 cycles and its course can be adjusted.

While that's launching, I launch a space plane and ride it like a surfboard. I invite Nice on it so we can continue to have our battle.
I join ur on the plane, and shall rek u!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Bullets don't teleport, they move quickly, yes, but (continues BSing excuses)
I take it like a champ and rip it out and throw it at Nice
Which I reflect towards your launched satellite to cause Gravity Movie all over again
I engage a warp drive and Nice and I land on Mars. I punch him square in the neck
I grab your arm and pull you over my neck and slam you on the ground



Did i SERIOUSLY just see an entire page worth of you two throwing excuses at each other to avoid attacks?



Must i remind you of a PARTICULAR rule i made back when i first made this game?


Simply say the attack you use, you may only attack once per attack cycle

Describe the attack you perform, i will handle the damage, and effects.



Its sad to see such a simple and important rule go ignored...Maybe i need to enforce it better.
But you two really went overboard, so i'm afraid i'm going to have to completely void out your moves for this cycle, so you two are not doing anything.


Also, as customary.
I'm afraid i'm going to have to BITCH SLAP the both of you.



Please don't do this again.




Now then, lets see if i can debunk all of the good actions in the middle of this stufffest.

Oh fuk off, that was comedy
(won't do again k)

Oh fuk off, that was comedy
(won't do again k)

I know, but you were taking it a little too far. I said i'm fine with comedy, but don't push it that much, that's way too much

* Journeys to the Nearest Subway and orders the spicy italian! Upon consumption, he forgot it was spicy! And is now in a Spice Rage! It did taste delicious however, and he heals 500 HP![500][+Debuff]
Spice Rage: Deals 50% increased damage, but the OP chooses the attack target.
Lasts for 3 Cycles

* Fires the RYNO VI & Ion Cannon upon Space1255 The pringle Man![10,000]

* Resigns with his UIA Assets as the transformation for MK. V begins![+Debuff]

Resignation: Cannot perform any actions until the transformation completes. Will finish upon this debuff's end.
Lasts for 10 cycles

* Consumes a pringle and lulls redconer into a desire for pringles! Pringle counter lowers by 1! And redconer is afflicted with Pringle Desire

* Deploys the Exo Suit!

* Claims the Exo Suit!

* Fires Away! Hitting Redconer 15 Times with his shots![500 x15 -90%]

* Says "HI REDBONER"! Inflicting Redconer with Redboner Rage!

* Deploys a pringles advert! Scaring the population into consuming more pringles! A global Buff is added for this fight! Pringle Craze

* Consumes Two Pringles due to the Advert! Reducing the counter by 2!

* Sits and studies the anatomy of a pringle. He is facinated! But has yet to learn more!

(Bwopper, please use an image, its how i format the movesets)

* Enraged, attacks Copy Kirby with his Pringle Can Sword![Kill]

* Takes one of Redconer's Pringles and poisons it! Before giving it to space! Who promptly consumes it and suffers Poison! Pringles counter drops by 1

(BTW Table, i didnt do your noscope because you already had the subway action)

Twenty-Second Boss





Armed with Pringle Cans & Pringle Magic
||=======||99,250/100,000||=======||
PRINGLE COUNTER
||=======||40/50||=======||


Pringle Advert
(Players that consume pringles will consume TWO instead of ONE)

Pringle Creator
(Adds 1 Pringle to the counter every 2 cycles)

Pringle Shield
(Blocks 90% of all incoming damage)

Pringle Can-Sword
(Damage inflicted on players is doubled)

Delicious Pringles
(If pringle counter hits 0, Pringle Shield/Can-Sword Buffs become non-existant)
Players can use their turn to consume a pringle from the counter, which will reduce it by 1

Redboner Rage
(Forced to focus all attacks on players who say Redboner, if nobody has said redboner on the current cycle, attack target is OP chosen)

Pringle Desire
(Will automatically consume pringles every cycle, overriding any actions)


Armed with Pringles
||=======||490,000/500,000||=======||

Pringle Metabolism
(Can consume Original Pringles, BBQ Pringles, Sour Cream & Onion Pringles, or Salt & Vinegar Pringles, to receive one of the below effects for a few cycles)
Consuming a type of pringle uses up space1255's turn

Original Pringle Rejuvenation
(Consuming Original Pringles provides Space1255 with a 15,000 HP Regeneration for 3 Cycles)

BBQ Pringle Spice Rage
(Consuming BBQ Pringles provides Space1255 with increased damage for 3 cycles, but the inability to choose his attack target. [Chosen by the OP])

Sour Cream & Onion Pringle Flavor-Boost
(Consuming Sour Cream & Onion Pringles provides Space1255 with a 100% Accuracy Buff for 3 cycles. Allowing him to land any attack flawlessly)

Salt & Vinegar Pringle Resistance
(Consuming Salt & Vinegar Pringles provides Space1255 with a 50% Damage Resistance Buff to all damage types except TRUE Damage for 3 Cycles.)

Poison
(Loses 15% of total life every cycle)





We really need to do something about this player health thing because i will quickly lose track..

well i wasnt going to eat the spicy italian but
360 no-scope [name] while 420 blazing dank memes.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2016, 03:02:35 PM by TableSalt »

I grab as many pringles from Red as I can and consume them