Author Topic: Questioning Video Game Logic  (Read 5763 times)

How would you walk with a shotgun along your leg?

How would you walk with a shotgun along your leg?
Well, that's an entirely different question. That I cannot answer.

How would you walk with a shotgun along your leg?

the shotgun is probably tied to your leg in a holster or something

it's because in gta 4 there exists a mechanic where the more you hang out with a friend the more they like you, if they like you they will provide special services like delivering guns or transporting you around town for free.
Still doesn't excuse ramen, packet, and jamaicansmoker asking me every day while I'm doing something else to make me drive halfway across the map in 1 minute and be barely late to them, making my like percentage on them go down, just so I can do some dumb activity. I mean yeah I could just decline the calls, but it was still annoying as hell.
Any shooter game (barring a few): Where the hell are the weapons stored?
Magic Pockets

in fps's you can unload about 30 rockets into a wooden door and it still won't break

What was the point in giving Thel the rank of the Arbiter if the prophets are just going to betray him when Thel gets the Icon in halo 2?
The entire point of the Arbiter position was to create an expendable, albeit skilled soldier.
The prophets made it clear that he was supposed to be performing Self Delete missions, and covert ones at that.
He wasn't even supposed to survive his first mission, instead just to weaken/flush out the heretics so the Oracle could be reclaimed.
The position wasn't a reward either. He was sentenced to death for allowing the Halo ring to be destroyed in Halo:CE. Being made Arbiter was just a chance to redeem hisself, but not his life, by performing Self Delete missions in order to aid the Great Journey.

His job in getting the Icon was another Self Delete mission to get past the Flood and Sentinels and reach the library.
He was betrayed then however only because the prophets were allowing the brutes to usurp the position of the elites.
The Arbiter needed to die because he was a religious icon and leader for the elites and would be a good general for them if they were to revolt, as well as because he was learning the truth behind the Great Journey.


A better question is why there are no ally grunts or hunters in Halo 3, despite many of them siding with the elites during the civil war in Halo 2. Even if it was just a minority who revolted in 2, there should still be at least a few in Halo 3 but instead there are only ally elites.

In the Halo series the shotgun is amazingly inaccurate, and has an incredibly large spread at close range whereas real shotguns have several times less spread.

and that's a game theory!!11!!1 xdddd matpad it so cool with all of his MARIO and SONIC theories xd did u hear that like fnaf 4 ISN'T real and that minecwaft!11! (xdd) is rlly cool?!?!

how can the blockhead hold so many tools and bricks

how can the blockhead hold so many tools and bricks
The same way lego figures did. It gets put in their hand when they need it.

the shotgun is probably tied to your leg in a holster or something
Try putting a long plank of wood in your pants and then try to knee or crouch on that leg.

Probably the worst way to carry if you ask me.

If Sonic "rolls around at the speed of sound", how have the police not arrested him
I don't think they have speed limits and/or police officers in the middle of a forest/volcano/space/

Try putting a long plank of wood in your pants and then try to knee or crouch on that leg.

Probably the worst way to carry if you ask me.

yeah true, but if you try hard you can do it but it will be uncomfortable and hurt

it would make more sense to just carry it on your back

It's a video game. You're not supposed to question it. Just enjoy it while you're young and hip.