This is a conversation between Helen Keller and yourself, Dinner.Dinner: *sizzles*Dinner: *steams*Dinner: touch me helen keller ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Dinner: feel that burning sensation on your hand?Dinner: that's what a fresh hot plate of dinner feels like ;)Dinner: it hurts doesn't it?Dinner: oh rightDinner: you wouldn't be able to read what i sayDinner: because you are blind :(Dinner: and you wont be able to hear what i sayDinner: because you are deaf :(Dinner: my condolences, poor dearDinner: it must be quite difficult going through life like thatDinner: well hereDinner: have some cold running water from this faucet to cool your burnt hands offDinner: your dinner's getting coldDinner: o-oh dearDinner: th-the dogDinner: why is he looking at me like thatDinner: helen are you aware the dog is right next to meDinner: i need helpDinner: holy crap i think he is going to eat meDinner: oh goshDinner: he's getting on the seat next to you!Dinner: h-he's abou-Dinner: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Dinner: GAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Dinner: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa......................... ............................. ...Dinner: ............................. ............................. ......Dinner: ......................Dinner: ..........Dinner: .You've left the conversation.
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