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was my proof ok

idgaf i just want underaged fapping material
40 (51.9%)
yes
4 (5.2%)
no
33 (42.9%)

Total Members Voted: 78

Author Topic: welp, my sister is at it again  (Read 21933 times)

ok the situation gone bad and good

after i stopped posting, i called 2 of my good neighborhood friends to watch over them. about everyone was wasted, especially my sister

they were all walking to the car, so without thinking i took as many keys as i could find on the counter. me and my two other guys ran into my room and barricaded ourselfs up as much as we could. they keept banging the door for about 40 minutes, trying to get their keys.

im not sure if they did anything the few hours we stayed in our room, but when i came down, they were all sleeping in the backyard or deck

i had time to check each one, so heres the statistics i've gathered
27 people have shown up (or atleast the people who've sleept in the backyard)
everyone is breathing, but i saw some throwup on the deck, and some throwup horribly aimed in the bathroom
the only serious injury i saw is a deep stab in this guys leg

ive set each one facing down because i here you can choke on your throwup

ive ziptied everyone, just incase


i have not called the police, but i will get back at them when they wakeup

when they wake up, im going to force each of them to give me 30 bucks, or i'd call the police. not trying to be a little bitch or anything, but i think its the least they could do to make up the stuff they've done. i babysited them, risked my goddamn life and possibly saved them from a car acident

god forget
yeah but that is extortion and also illegal

also didnt that girl from breaking bad die because she choke on her own throwup

so uh
is he bleeding bad

does he need anything
its called guaze

This went from the most unsatisfying thread to the most interesting in 0 seconds flat.

Damp is a Payday 2 master

yeah but that is extortion and also illegal
do you think i give a stuff


Extortion? Really Damp?
Really?

Take pics, I don't believe you.

do you think i give a stuff
well no seeing as how your story is most likely fake
i really doubt half the stuff you're saying after a second read


Any pictures of said event? Perhaps blur their faces out?

EDIT:
Extortion? Really Damp?
Really?

Take pics, I don't believe you.

Any pictures of said event? Perhaps blur their faces out?
ill get pics of the "after party"


What's preventing you from taking them now?

ill get pics of the "after party"

You have 27 people zip-tied in your backyard at midnight.
You got time...