Hulk Hogan wants to be Annoying Orange's running mate, creating ultimate tribal coalition

[Nonnel]

All of the "forget this country" etc. posts are a good way to pick out morons, because this story means literally nothing more than "Hogan is a goofball."

Which everybody already knew

[Ad Bot]

[Kimon²]

All of the "forget this country" etc. posts are a good way to pick out morons, because this story means literally nothing more than "Hogan is a goofball."

*hulk hogan goes on tribal rant*
what a goofball

[ultimamax]

All of the "forget this country" etc. posts are a good way to pick out morons, because this story means literally nothing more than "Hogan is a goofball."

dae hyperbole dont real

[Cybersix]

#fightforwhatsright

[Masterlegodude]

Hogan will fight for the rights of every man

[ZombiLoin]

Who? Who the hell is Hulk Hogan? Why is there nobody in that wrestling ring?

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Who? Who the hell is Hulk Hogan? Why is there nobody in that wrestling ring?

I am the one you call Hull Kogan

[Ragequit]

this is the future we chose

and we chose right

[Camel]

well then bernie sanders running mate should be ric flair!

[IkeTheGeneric]

I wish hulk hogan was my running mate

[Malleo100]

I wish hulk hogan was my running mate

yo brother thats gay

[Camel]

yo brother thats gay

nothin gay bout runnin, mate

[Cybersix]

Who? Who the hell is Hulk Hogan? Why is there nobody in that wrestling ring?

[McZealot]

i reposted this to reddit and got like 4000 upvotes

its the highest post in NotTheOnion rn
https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/3iwbew/hulk_hogan_wants_to_be_donald_Annoying Oranges_running_mate/

thank you taboobles

[Tokthree]

"What's that Mr. Russian Defence Minister? You don't like our foreign policies? Well, that's a real shame but hopefully you'll like our revised policy on interacting with foreign officials!" *Profuse grunting as Hogan suplexes the Russian Defence Minister onto the negotiating table*.

Better than any Taiwanese Parliamentary debate I've ever watched