I broke in my house, lol

[Pie Crust]

I went to walk the dog. Come back home, boom. I left my keys inside. So after 23 minutes of calling and knocking (my parents are always awake past 1am and this happened at around 11:00 am), my anger builds up until I kick the door in anger and pretty much, it opened up. It felt neat knowing I can open doors and not wake anyone inside. They kept sleeping. No one woke up.

Discuss situations where you had to break into your house or car and how you felt.

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[Freek]

self-burglary
you're a true criminal

[e-maxx]

neither my car or house get locked

[hillkill]

did you rape your dog whilst you walked

[Ipquarx]

better hope you didnt damage your door

[Mr Man]

did you rape your dog whilst you walked

Can we please stop derailing every single Pie Crust thread with bestiality jokes?

[Flame]

learn to lockpick, you'll avoid this problem just fiiiiiiiine

Can we please stop derailing every single Pie Crust thread with bestiality jokes?

[Freek]

Can we please stop derailing every single Pie Crust thread with bestiality jokes?

I agree, it's not like OP was even trying to provoke a joke

[ThatDarkNinja778]

Well I broke out of my house if that counts.

[The Resonte!]

try the window next time

(uhh opening it not breaking it)

[hillkill]

I agree, it's not like OP was even trying to provoke a joke

but when has that ever stopped forumers lol

[Pie Crust]

self-burglary
you're a true criminal

Yes. Very dangerous indeed.

did you rape your dog whilst you walked

._.

better hope you didnt damage your door

Even if I managed to damage it, I'm going to get my parents to change them. If a kick opens it, our house will be empty by tomorrow.

learn to lockpick, you'll avoid this problem just fiiiiiiiine

I know how to use them but the last thing I would have taken would be clips. I'd rather have taken my keys.

try the window next time

(uhh opening it not breaking it)

House is on the first floor.

[Space1255]

Can we please stop derailing every single Pie Crust thread with bestiality jokes?

Also, always have a spare key strapped to you somewhere.
If you don't have one, a torque wrench and seventeen bobby pins will work.

[The Resonte!]

House is on the first floor.

so just go through a window on the first floor

[Flame]

I know how to use them but the last thing I would have taken would be clips. I'd rather have taken my keys.

well when you put it that way that makes sense lol