great tribe leader of congo makes a speech, which is translated to such:
"The white men long ago came, and took our childrens, wives, brothers and sisters. They chained them, they beat them, belittled them, and killed them. They branded their skins with their markings, and they sought to control us, enslave us. Yet, they tore themselves apart because of us. But now again, the white man seeks to do us harm. The devils in the west threaten us for helping our friends, and they seek to kill us, all of us. First, it is the Congo, and then it is the world. The hungry eyes of the west look down upon us as prey. Under their guise of defending allies, they seek to threaten our way of life once more. If we do not act to stop them, we will find ourselves in chains again. We will find ourselves gunned down, slaughtered, and annihilated because of the white mans insatiable hunger. So I call upon you, fellow Africans, all around the world. Stand up against these tyrants who wish for nothing but harm upon us, before it is too late. We have been bullied by them for far too long. It is time we stand up against them."
The great tribe leader then forgets off to play ping-pong.