Nonnel's Nation RP: East vs West - THE VERY BEST KOREA! [1971]

[CypherX]

china likes this silly idea called television. artists in china create a new kind of television show that is completely drawn by hand

they dub it






anime

[Ad Bot]

[grunterdb1951]

anime

Congo rubs its chin.

"I don't know about this..."

Then it goes back to beating animals to death with sticks and bones

[SWAT One]

Congo is awarded with a Congolese Mega-Landship War Machine 5000, which consists of logs and twigs bound together by old frayed rope.  It is gigantic and rests on giant stone wheels, and it must be powered by 700 people pushing it forward from the inside.  Above the chassis is a large crane structure, also made of the same materials.  At the end of this crane's arm is a winch, which at the end of some fairly strong rope is a boulder, which can be swung around as operated by 20 people inside turning a giant wheel to determine how the crane turns.

Features the following advantages for hunting and war-making:

• Stealthy as a motherloving avalanche.
• Slow as forget.  However, any forests that stand in your way will be good as doomed.
• Ecologically responsible:  Only 4 forests were cleared to make this beautiful craft.  18 more were burned because why the forget not.
• Zero emissions, except for the people who get too tired to operate the machine, who simply fall out the back.
• Aforementioned stealth allows for perfect communication between captain's room and the rest of the crew.
• Turns using centrifugal force caused by the crane spinning really fast and tipping the vehicle a bit.

[CypherX]

china accidentally bombs megalandship war machine 5000, mistaking it for south vietnam

[SWAT One]

Why would you destroy such a beautiful work of art?

[grunterdb1951]

congo declares war on china and immediately swarms with millions of tribal warriors and jaguar ninjas, and sends war hyenas out to disassemble and reverse engineer their tech in the midst of the field, preparing anti-air and anti-tank spears all the while

[SWAT One]

A new MLWM5k is produced for Congo for hunting purposes.

[grunterdb1951]

congo immediately uses it to start hunting chinese in china, and begins exporting chinese meat for a pebble a pound

[Badger]

tribal terror is strong

[CypherX]

congo immediately uses it to start hunting chinese in china, and begins exporting chinese meat for a pebble a pound

china nukes everyone

T-54 kill all

[tber123]

Australia researches Artillery

[mattsos]

In Spain, a small assembly of advisors are formed out of relatively influential politicians around Spain, leaning towards a democratic republic.

On the matter of neutrality, Spain's dictator himself announces that Spain will be supporting no more Democratic-Communist wars, and begins to focus more on the political strength and potential possibles in space. However, military will still be researched for the safety of the country.

[Nonnel]

Portugal releases its remaining African colonies. Pressure increases for Britain to do the same.

South Koreans lobby for independence from the United States.

Greece requests to join the Warsaw Pact.

South Vietnam requests that the US helps to train their troops.

[CypherX]

Mao sits and wonders why the revolutionists in China haven't done anything in 2 years.

[mattsos]

Portugal releases its remaining African colonies. Pressure increases for Britain to do the same.

Spain releases all of it's African territories EXCEPT that one right across from Gibraltar and next to Morocco. That's considered true Spaniard land.