Near-Death experiences/worst you've hurt yourself?

[crazy54311]

i got into a fight with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), it was rough.

How'd you get in said fight?

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[Shizza04]

i was on that ride when it crashed.

this fits so much with your avatar.

OT: was messing with office chair on carpet, ended up almost bruising a lung

[Yosher]

got hit by a car on thursday, i have a few scratches & wounds but i feel like i could have ended up much worse

[Skig²]

When I was 5 I ran in front of my neighbors car. We lived in these really small condo-type house with detached garages nearby. I was playing on the sidewalk behind them and ran into the parking lot. Luckily that old lady had good braking instincts.

I've gotten close to hitting a few deer while driving. Dealt with a drunk driver once. Not much else I can remember at the moment

[Ragequit]

i have accidentally karate chopped my richard twice when jacking off

[Swat 3]

I nearly bled out masurbating with a Chef Boyardee ravioli can.

[shitlord]

I nearly bled out masurbating with a Chef Boyardee ravioli can.

belongs in YCYL

[ThatRandomGuy]

I met Death and he was a really cool guy, he came to take my life but I persuaded him into letting me live.

[Refticus]

masturbated with a tuna jar

[shitlord]

I scuffed someone's shoes once

[AcornCake]

two huge mexicans walked into the bathroom i was in and started yelling and pushing each other

[The Resonte!]

got hit by a car on thursday, i have a few scratches & wounds but i feel like i could have ended up much worse

well that's very calm of you

I met Death and he was a really cool guy, he came to take my life but I persuaded him into letting me live.

what was your main argument

[Blokx]

I fell over a 40 foot high wall and broke my leg and collar bone

[NML Cygni]

I fell over a 40 foot high wall and broke my leg and collar bone

jesus christ

[Ducky duck]

All my near death experiences involve almost falling to death from a hight lower than four stories