Author Topic: badspot (probably) saves the blf  (Read 4790 times)

Take everything, then ban him from the forums


you take everything but you can't ban him because he is already dead
you don't think you can ban anyone anymore now; the entire forum is forgeted and someone hacked it and now you can't do jack stuff


take fedora and tip it
you feel like a total piece of stuff physically but you feel better emotionally


what do you do

you should...

find something to fix your leg
look for a wanted list to find out the stuffposters if u wanna be one pm me yor ingame avatar and what you did and stuff
investigate the shack
investigate the big hole next to the shack
find something to eat and drink



inventory

  • SPAS 12 (Shotgun) Worn Out 6/8 Shells
  • FR F2 (Sniper Rifle)Nearly Broken 4/5 Bullets
  • Broken Destructo Wand (Does nothing)
  • Painkillers
  • Dusty Ancient T-Shirt (Equipped)
  • Dusty Ancient Blue Pants (Equipped)
  • Probably Stolen Bandana (Equipped)
  • Deadly Fedora (Equipped)
  • Weak Slow Default Gun
  • Regular Meme T Shirt
    • Cool Sunglasses
      • Regular Pants
      you are...

      • Dehydrated ( 20% less damage per attack )
      • Hungry ( You are weaker, attacks toward you deal more damage )
      • Slower ( That leg wound really forgeted you up. Travelling from place to place takes longer and melee attacks are slower. )
      Squad

      Not important (YOU)
      Health: Ehhh
      Sanity: OK

find a snake then ask it to heal your leg

Wait Badspot is a blockhead he doesn't have a loving leg

Wait Badspot is a blockhead he doesn't have a loving leg
stop breaking the RULES NERD!!!!!!!!!!!

find a snake then ask it to heal your leg
you couldn't find a snake but you found a really big maggot that came out of the guy

you're starving right now, so uh....
should you eat it to survive or ask it to heal your leg and then eat it

ask for it to heal your leg then have hot love



ask for it to heal your leg then have hot love
you  talk to it but it just wiggles
your rooster is too big for this thing's star fish too


it tastes like putrid stuff
at least it was something edible

the wiggling means that it's calling you a loving idiot
pound it anyways

the wiggling means that it's calling you a loving idiot
pound it anyways
you vomit it out
you don't know what pound means so you whip out your rooster and pound it on the pile of mush
hopefully that's what pound means



if its hostile, you ban it
it's already dead

eat it again
it tastes exactly the same but worse
you vomit it right out

uh oh it's pretty much night

if you wanna do something or go somewhere do it qUICK

The huge sand and dust storm is making some intense fog. You might get lost going somewhere.

eat it again then bury yourself in sand

eat it again then bury yourself in sand
you eat it and you try not to vomit for the 3rd time
then you bury yourself

you feel great