We Won

[Ragequit]

cant believe such a handicapped passtime is still relevant in 2015

i can't believe how easy it is to be a stuff forget these days

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[Dionysusan]

i can't believe how easy it is to be a stuff forget these days

bro bet you cant get this football from me before i get to other side of long field

bet you i can bro

bro

bro down set hut

*crash* bro that was my head

bro im sorry

bro i have a concussion

bro

*repeat process*

*gain handicapation after many reps*





dr umbungo on the case

[Ragequit]

bro bet you cant get this football from me before i get to other side of long field

bet you i can bro

bro

bro down set hut

*crash* bro that was my head

bro im sorry

bro i have a concussion

bro

*repeat process*

*gain handicapation after many reps*

bro i bet you can't kill me before i kill you
bro i bet you can't drive your car faster than mine
bro i bet you're not stronger than i am
bro i bet you're not as good at video games as i am
bro i bet you're not as good at card games than i am
bro i bet i can kick a ball into a net before you can
bro i bet i can throw a ball into a net before you can

they're competitive sports with much more strategy than you think dude don't be one of those people that thinks "oh they're big dumb people that hit each other for fun there's no point it's stupid haha!!!"

[Dionysusan]

i didnt say any of the others should(nt) be relevant, but NFL players literally ram the stuff out of people to get a ball across a field. they keep loving themselves up till they have brain damage lol

and tom brady deflates said ball

[Ragequit]

i didnt say any of the others should(nt) be relevant, but NFL players literally ram the stuff out of people to get a ball across a field

okay how else are you gonna stop the other team from moving a ball
also have you even played football ever

[carolcat]

we lost our first home game 0-44

[MoltenKitten]

cant believe such a handicapped passtime is still relevant in 2015

What gets me is that the people that like the sport say nascar sucks because it is going in circles but yet football is running in a straight line

[Dionysusan]

okay how else are you gonna stop the other team from moving a ball

isn't this where your aforementioned 'strategy' comes into play?

also have you even played football ever

i can watch this stuff to know how simple minded it is. anything that causes great bodily damage and mental health problems that last a lifetime to get an audience off is handicapped. its like Colosseum stuff

What gets me is that the people that like the sport say nascar sucks because it is going in circles but yet football is running in a straight line

on top of that you are running back and forth in a straight line lmao

[Slammer1337]

why not just give them jetpacks and guns?

[Ragequit]

isn't this where your aforementioned 'strategy' comes into play?

except strategy is actually used combined with hitting the other team to stop their advance

i can watch this stuff to know how simple minded it is. anything that causes great bodily damage and mental health problems that last a lifetime to get an audience off is handicapped. its like Colosseum stuff

it's obvious how you've never played
you have protection: helmets, pads, tape, gloves etc to prevent injuries and most of the time it does a pretty good job at doing so.
and i'm not sure about anyone else who plays but i didn't play just to please a crowd, i played because it was fun

on top of that you are running back and forth in a straight line lmao

lol what
there's plays that give you specific courses to run, not running around all over the field willy loving nilly

[Dionysusan]

except strategy is actually used combined with hitting the other team to stop their advance
it's obvious how you've never played

bro im gonna go to other side of field before i go straight you stay here and do monkey stuff to distract them

you have protection: helmets, pads, tape, gloves etc to prevent injuries and most of the time it does a pretty good job at doing so.

watch the movie when it comes out or read about CTE and how it's caused lol. Protection just makes the players of the game reckless

i played because it was fun

so did your brain damage lead to your playing the game or was it a result of doing so?

[Ragequit]

jesus christ you're that loving guy

bro im gonna go to other side of field before i go straight you stay here and do monkey stuff to distract them
did you even read the part where i said you have specific routes
watch the movie when it comes out or read about CTE and how it's caused lol. Protection just makes the players of the game reckless
i don't know what football you watch but it's not like they're loving destroying the people they hit
so did your brain damage lead to your playing the game or was it a result of doing so?
oh jeez guys watch out mr toaster da roaster's goin hard today with his irrelevant jabs!!!

[Yosher]

how do you manage to start an argument in an "i won at football" thread

[Ragequit]

how do you manage to start an argument in an "i won at football" thread

like this

cant believe such a handicapped passtime is still relevant in 2015

[Dionysusan]

jesus christ you're that loving guy

mad cause bad

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/sports/concussion-watch/76-of-79-deceased-nfl-players-found-to-have-brain-disease/

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81cdf2d6/article/concussions-reported-in-nfl-up-21-percent-from-last-season

oh jeez guys watch out mr toaster da roaster's goin hard today with his irrelevant jabs!!!

so mad dude chill out