bro bet you cant get this football from me before i get to other side of long field
bet you i can bro
bro
bro down set hut
*crash* bro that was my head
bro im sorry
bro i have a concussion
bro
*repeat process*
*gain handicapation after many reps*

bro i bet you can't kill me before i kill you
bro i bet you can't drive your car faster than mine
bro i bet you're not stronger than i am
bro i bet you're not as good at video games as i am
bro i bet you're not as good at card games than i am
bro i bet i can kick a ball into a net before you can
bro i bet i can throw a ball into a net before you can
they're competitive sports with much more strategy than you think dude don't be one of those people that thinks "oh they're big dumb people that hit each other for fun there's no point it's stupid haha!!!"