I accidentally used shampoo to masturbate

[ThatRandomGuy]

Instead of using conditioner use baby oil, real slick and it makes you smell good.

Or ye know, don't use lube...?

[Ad Bot]

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

I fap with my bare hands. No lubricant. Be a real man like myself ye cigarette.

this
once i tried lube and it didnt help

[Mr Man]

Try using a tuna jar next time

[Slab Bulkhead]

Try using a tuna jar next time

or a jewel bag

[Aperture Science]

or a jewel bag

or a ziploc bag full of thumbtacks.

[Doughboy]

use toothpaste next time

[Kochieboy]

How about you just don't use lube next time, ya knob. I do it all the time without lube and I never get raw.

[Frequency]

Sometimes I think these forums are too open with each other.

well i like sharing my entrepreneur le threads

[Pie Crust]

Nah. We're not too open to eachother.

[Planr]

Obligatory Tuna Jar grandchild thread of the year

[Nickpb 2.0]

what the stuff setro

Sometimes I think these forums are too open with each other.

[Clubbybot]

why would you use shampoo in the first place

[Alyx Vance]

I fap with my bare hands. No lubricant. Be a real man like myself ye cigarette.

This. If you're going to masturbate you must do it like a man! No exceptions!

[Pie Crust]

This. If you're going to masturbate you must do it like a man! No exceptions!

"ye cigarette" applies to your case as well.

[Alkatjo]

Be a real man and get gud a girl.