improv thread

[IkeTheGeneric]

any particular car you're looking for?

nope

* IkeTheGeneric slips motor oil off the shelf into his pocket discreetly

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

*walks in*

Hi I'm George I am Ike's husband we are looking for a minivan to fill with kids

[shitlord]

don't open the closet door

frequency get out of the closet there are customers here
go help ike

[shitlord]

*walks in*

Hi I'm George I am Ike's husband we are looking for a minivan to fill with kids

we have a lovely selection
what's your price range

[XR-7]

we have a lovely selection
what's your price range

We would prefer anything that you have under $25.99

[IkeTheGeneric]

* IkeTheGeneric discreetly slips a corvette into his pocket

*whistles* top of the morning sir i'd like to browse the minivans

[shitlord]

We would prefer anything that you have under $25.99

well uh
we start at 5000

[Frequency]

frequency get out of the closet there are customers here
go help ike

how can i help him when he won't notice me!

[shitlord]

* IkeTheGeneric discreetly slips a corvette into his pocket

*whistles* top of the morning sir i'd like to browse the minivans

i was just helping your husband

[shitlord]

how can i help him when he won't notice me!

you have to pitch the sale
we talked about this in training

[Frequency]

you have to pitch the sale
we talked about this in training

well to be honest i was half asleep the whole time

[IkeTheGeneric]

* IkeTheGeneric indiscreetly slips frequency into his pocket

i was just helping your husband

oh dear thats not my husband, that's a NUCLEAR BOMB

[shitlord]

well to be honest i was half asleep the whole time

god damn it this is the second time
if I catch you sleeping again you're fired

[XR-7]

well uh
we start at 5000

Do you think I could....


....talk you down a bit...

[shitlord]

* IkeTheGeneric indiscreetly slips frequency into his pocket

oh dear thats not my husband, that's a NUCLEAR BOMB

HIT THE DECK