improv thread

[Daswiruch]

You're going to have to go next store, to the carrot hut jr. We only sell dragon carrots.

Wrong place, it's been renamed Weenie Hut Jr.

[Ad Bot]

[Frequency]

god damn it this is the second time
if I catch you sleeping again you're fired

huh... what?

hey, i was just sleeping and now it's dark all of the sudden

am i in a pocket?

[XR-7]

HIT THE DECK

My sweetie uses that as my nickname....sweetie.

[shitlord]

[i brush myself off to find that everyone survived but the entire inventory of cars is destroyed]

[IkeTheGeneric]

60 minutes later

The survivors that hit the deck in the car dealership awake to find that the nuclear bomb destroyed almost the entire city, and the surrounding area. In a miraculous twist, everyone had worn their anti-nuclear blast undergarments today.

[shitlord]

what do we do now?
my entire dealership is destroyed

[XR-7]

Please build new cars

[shitlord]

Please build new cars

well I can't do it by myself

[Frequency]

Please build new cars

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T DRIVE CARS IN THE WASTELAND

[Ragequit]

aaa forget im mad forget you kill gays and jews ghandi did 7/11

[IkeTheGeneric]

I mean we can all scavenge together a car, if it's really that important to you dear

[Frequency]

aaa forget im mad forget you kill gays and jews ghandi did 7/11

[shitlord]

aaa forget im mad forget you kill gays and jews ghandi did 7/11

oh god the radiation must be getting to us

[XR-7]

well I can't do it by myself

Hire an assembly line here's my application

[Frequency]

oh god the radiation must be getting to us

that would explain that empty feeling i have