improv thread

[shitlord]

Hire an assembly line here's my application

you're hired

[Ad Bot]

[Frequency]

you're hired

You're fired.

[shitlord]

You're fired.

you can't fire me
i quit

[XR-7]

you're hired

I need 4 wheels, a body, and an engine

you can't fire me
i quit

But I thought we had something special

[IkeTheGeneric]

hey guys I found a plane parked nearby we can use that to get outta here

[Frequency]

you can't fire me
i quit

oh, well that makes my job a lot easier

[Daswiruch]

forgetin weenie hut jr's is gone now

[Ragequit]

no dont terrorist mexicans will hijack the plane

[Frequency]

no dont terrorist mexicans will hijack the plane

are you high

[shitlord]

are you high

the radiation is getting to him

[Ragequit]

no guys do u know what day it is its loving nine one one

[Frequency]

no guys do u know what day it is its loving nine one one

why would we call the police? are they even around anymore?

you need some RadAway

[Ragequit]

ok whatever if we end up ramming into a building its not my fault

[shitlord]

ok whatever if we end up ramming into a building its not my fault

there aren't any buildings to ram into

[Ragequit]

there aren't any buildings to ram into

ya there is didnt u see the picture
frick of........