What Race should I be on Skyrim?

[Niff]

This is true if you love the stench of your own arsehole.

:(
tbh I just do it for the magic boost

[Ad Bot]

[Regirock]

you gotta have dawnguard DLC. if you have that, you just have to craft it I think, which probably requires the dwarven smithing perk

Alright thanks

[AutoBahn]

Reptile.
Descended from trees.
Lays eggs.
Feeds on Hist tree sap as a baby (also supposedly gains soul from this).

Has big boobies...

obligatory:

Argonian.


Name him "Likes-Big-Butts".

ftfy

[The Magical Dunes]

what the forget... animal races can blow me. humans own. >:)

[Ragequit]

WHITE POWER

[McJob]

I don't understand this fantasy tiddle fwack. Just play as a goddam human.

[Harm94]

I don't understand this fantasy tiddle fwack. Just play as a goddam human.

[Landmineman4000²]

Play as a nord and fight everything with your fists
I killed alduin with my bare loving hands

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Skeleton or nord because Sky's Rim belongs to the nords

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

I don't understand this fantasy tiddle fwack. Just play as a goddam human.

nordic human
mediterranian human
black human
part elf human
national socialist elf
sneaky elf
good-eye elf
angry green pig man
cat man
lizard man

there isnt much of a difference except how ugly you are (nordic men being best, national socialists and lizards being worst)

[Bushido]

lizards are charmingly ugly

theyre the ugly who're so forgetin ugly you stop trying to parse 'this COULD be an attractive human' and get to appreciate how much of a big stupid lizardm'n they are

[otto-san]

I don't understand this fantasy tiddle fwack. Just play as a goddam human.

woah what's this i'm getting another fax from my weiner it says "McJorb is Wrong" sorry man the execs have had their say looks like you're wrong

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

woah what's this i'm getting another fax from my weiner it says "McJorb is Wrong" sorry man the execs have had their say looks like you're wrong

I support McJob and I am Hulk Hogan therefore I cannot be wrong THEREFORE MCJOB IS CORRECT!

[otto-san]

I support McJob and I am Hulk Hogan therefore I cannot be wrong THEREFORE MCJOB IS CORRECT!

man sorry dude i just got another fax looks like you've been overridden and also you've been fired what's up with that haha

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

man sorry dude i just got another fax looks like you've been overridden and also you've been fired what's up with that haha

Shut up you redguard