how do i become a salad?

[Toxicology]

you dont

[Ad Bot]

[Kenshin]

you dont

well there has to be some way

there's answers to everything

[Mr Man]

Ask the saladkin on tumblr

[Kenshin]

Ask the saladkin on tumblr

we don't talk about saladkin

they seriously hate salads, they'd rather be fruit salad-kin

[Red Spy]

Goddamnit, now I want salad

[Kenshin]

Goddamnit, now I want salad

dude that's loving awful

consult a salad doctor

[Red Spy]

dude that's loving awful

consult a salad doctor

Consult a normal doctor you moron for wanting to become a salad

[Kenshin]

Consult a normal doctor you moron for wanting to become a salad

yea but he does humans

not humans who want to become salads

you do know im joking right

[Red Spy]

yea but he does humans

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Kenshin]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

okay i did not mean to say that in a particular kind of way but

i guess i'm okay with it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Red Spy]

This thread is making me hungry
for salad

[Kenshin]

This thread is making me hungry
for salad

i'll order a steak for you and we'll eat it together if you like

no salads allowed tho

just fries

and steak

[Red Spy]

I wanna eat this


You gotta admit that looks pretty tasty

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

you uh, already said that

[Red Spy]

No stuff