how do i become a salad?

[Kenshin]

I wanna eat this


You gotta admit that looks pretty tasty

tbh idk what kind of salad that is

it's probably just a meat salad not being tribal here

[Ad Bot]

[Red Spy]

I think there's bread, tomatoes, and cucumber in there

[Kenshin]

I think there's bread, tomatoes, and cucumber in there

bread? i thought that was meat...

well looking at the chicken but anyyway

[Red Spy]

bread? i thought that was meat...

Yeah, it's bread

[Kenshin]

Yeah, it's bread

...stuff

[gebenuwell]

[Kenshin]

dude that's tribal

[Starkiller]

to become a salad is not a simple thing. it cannot be put into simple steps.

i will however try to give u the simplest method i know.


first off u will need the leg of a frog, the head of an unhatched sparrow. and the heart of an artichoke.
take these three item and place them in the fridge at 7 degrees F for three days. then u must remove them and a spare bottle of salad dressing. grind the three items together and place them in the bottle. at a teaspoon of holy water and give it a good shake with the cap off. then chuck the whole thing out your kitchen window. now go into your room and lay on the bed.

at this point the salad gods have heard your call and are ready to send u to the islands of thousands.

u will suddenly "awake" in a ranch hidden from the evil sorcerer "Newman"
u must find provisions on this ranch in order to build a raft that u will use to sail to the islands of thousands.

this is as far as i can guide u on your journey. the rest is up to you. good luck. and may the crouton be with you

[Kenshin]

to become a salad is not a simple thing. it cannot be put into simple steps.

i will however try to give u the simplest method i know.


first off u will need the leg of a frog, the head of an unhatched sparrow. and the heart of an artichoke.
take these three item and place them in the fridge at 7 degrees F for three days. then u must remove them and a spare bottle of salad dressing. grind the three items together and place them in the bottle. at a teaspoon of holy water and give it a good shake with the cap off. then chuck the whole thing out your kitchen window. now go into your room and lay on the bed.

at this point the salad gods have heard your call and are ready to send u to the islands of thousands.

u will suddenly "awake" in a ranch hidden from the evil sorcerer "Newman"
u must find provisions on this ranch in order to build a raft that u will use to sail to the islands of thousands.

this is as far as i can quid u on your journey. the rest is up to you. good luck. and may the crouton be with you

thank you very much, i will let you know when the ritual is done

 may the tomatoes bless you on your day too my fresh friend

[Frequency]

you know...

I think I once convinced some kid in blockland that he could become a girl by covering his head with a box and "focusing"

he was really upset :(

[Maxwell.]

step 1: become a salad you forget