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Author Topic: BLF Plans a Assassination [Merciful End]  (Read 7441 times)

it is time for sacrifice
do something with your snake so disgusting and revolting it will blind them eternally

it is time for sacrifice
do something with your snake so disgusting and revolting it will blind them eternally



just blink up on to the pipe, ez pz

alternatively you are



and you can use your forgetin winged jetpack and eviscerate everyone


stuff on the floor then throw it at them.
Proceed to shoot them with pacifist gun and violate their unconscious bodies.

Its a school morning and I'm about to be late so heres a really quick update. Monday schedules are shorter than the rest of the week however.

Slowly back off

You slowly back off.

"JUST KEEP WALKING, BUDDY!"


stuff on the floor then throw it at them.
Proceed to shoot them with pacifist gun and violate their unconscious bodies.

You can't fling your stuff that far, and you can't fling hard enough to break the window. And theres three guys with guns trained on you.



DEATH #4: A stuffty Way to Die

it is time for sacrifice
do something with your snake so disgusting and revolting it will blind them eternally



You furiously start jacking off in front of the gangsters.

"THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT! ARE YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED?"



just blink up on to the pipe, ez pz

alternatively you are



and you can use your forgetin winged jetpack and eviscerate everyone



Some guy pops out of nowhere and gives you a winged jetpack. You rise into the air!

Protagonist fires Old Reliable at Gangbanger 5, striking the left arm!
Gangbanger 5 clutches his arm and screams!
Gangbanger 6 holds his Wreck-9 sideways before shouting "YOU forgetER!" and spraying it all over the place!
Gangbanger 7 fires the Bartender Special at Protagonist, hitting the left leg!

Gangbanger 5 starts reaching for his cellphone in an attempt to call in reinforcements!

TARGET #1: Leader of a bunch of gangsters that wear pink and green
Level of Security: Unprofessional gangbangers.
Security Equipment: Knives, Glass Bottles, Pipes, Pistols, SMGs, Shotguns

Nearby People:
Gangbanger 5(Badly Wounded, left arm shot) armed with .357 "Dirty" Revolver
Gangbanger 6 armed with Wreck-9mm Machine Pistol(Pistol illegally modified to fire on full auto)
Gangbanger 7 armed with "Bartender Special" Sawn-Off Double Barrel(Loaded with slugs)

WEAPONS
Your Bare Hands
"Old Reliable" .45 Pistol 7/8 Rounds left
Sharpened Pen (Can be used to write letters on either paper or someone's throat.)
One-Shot Pistol (Disposable one-time use pistol that packs a punch)
"Pacifier" Silent Tranquilizer Pistol 4/4 rounds left (Less-than-lethal tool. USUALLY won't kill.)
ITEMS
Plastic Bag (Useful for taking home groceries or suffocation)
Flashlight (Let there be light! Or blunt force trauma.)
Sausage (Tasty distraction)
$100
Flip-Phone
Toothbrush (Just a regular plastic toothbrush, right?)
Firearms Magazine: Guns & Bolts (Can be tossed out as a distraction)
Gangsta Jacket (Enables disguising as a Pink/Green Gangster)
AMMO
Tranq Dart: 4
.45 Ammo: 8

Kills: 1
Pacifist Actions: 0

Detection Status: GANGSTERS ALARMED - SHOOT TO KILL
Overall Health: LIGHTLY WOUNDED [lllllllll-]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: SHOT, BLEEDING [lllll-----] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

Cut off your leg and throw it.
If you can't cut it on anything nearby rip it off.

brace yourself and use your loving winged jetpack like a ram. Cut those forgeters in half with the wings, or just smash into them

fly at them and chop their heads with your winged jetpack

poop like the majestic pigeon you are

fly at them, chop their heads off, then poop like the majestic pigeon you are

Cut off your leg and throw it.
If you can't cut it on anything nearby rip it off.

You briefly consider chopping off your leg and using it as a weapon, as commanded by the voices in your head. You ignore that command.

poop like the majestic pigeon you are

You pull down your pants and let out a magnificent midair stuff onto some unfortunate teenager below you.

brace yourself and use your loving winged jetpack like a ram. Cut those forgeters in half with the wings, or just smash into them



You smash through the window, violently ramming into Gangbanger 6 and sending him flying into the wall, where his fragile skull shatters into pieces!

"JESUS loving CHRIST!" Gangbanger 5 screams.



"Stay back, you son of a bitch!" Gangbanger 5 shrieks. "I'm warning you, forget---"



*SLICE* *SPLORT*

"AAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

*SLICE*

"AAAAAAAAAAGH Gurglegurglegurgle....."

"O-OH MY... MY GOD!" Gangbanger 7 screams. "C-CHARLIE! NOOO!"



Bangbanger 7 runs away screaming for help!



"Don't forget with me!" The Gang Leader bursts out of the bathroom with akimbo Falcon .50 Hand Cannons!

Gang Leader fires the Akimbo Falcon .50 Hand Cannons at Protagonist, hitting both of his wings BLOWING THEM OFF!



You dive for cover behind a door as the Gang Leader continues blasting away at you! Your wings lie on the floor by the windows.


MEANWHILE


"Dudes! You hear that? Our leader is in trouble!"

"Whoever this mark is, he just made his last mistake! Let's go, move, move, MOVE!"



Three of the gangsters from downstairs rush up the staircase to back up their leader!

TARGET #1: Leader of a bunch of gangsters that wear pink and green
Level of Security: Unprofessional gangbangers.
Security Equipment: Knives, Glass Bottles, Pipes, Pistols, SMGs, Shotguns

Nearby People:
Gang Leader(TARGET #1) armed with Akimbo Falcon .50 Hand Cannons, Level I Bulletproof Vest(Shotgun and Low Caliber Pistol/SMG protection)
  • Health: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
  • Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
  • Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
  • Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Gangbanger 2 armed with Shank, Stylish Leather Jacket
Gangbanger 3 armed with "Sprayer" 9mm Machine Pistol, Stylish Leather Jacket
Gangbanger 4 armed with Combat Knife, Stylish Leather Jacket

WEAPONS
Your Bare Hands
"Old Reliable" .45 Pistol 7/8 Rounds left
Sharpened Pen (Can be used to write letters on either paper or someone's throat.)
One-Shot Pistol (Disposable one-time use pistol that packs a punch)
"Pacifier" Silent Tranquilizer Pistol 4/4 rounds left (Less-than-lethal tool. USUALLY won't kill.)
.357 "Dirty" Revolver 6/6 Rounds Left
Wreck-9mm Machine Pistol 30/30 Rounds Left
ITEMS
Plastic Bag (Useful for taking home groceries or suffocation)
Flashlight (Let there be light! Or blunt force trauma.)
Sausage (Tasty distraction)
$100
Flip-Phone
Toothbrush (Just a regular plastic toothbrush, right?)
Firearms Magazine: Guns & Bolts (Can be tossed out as a distraction)
Gangsta Jacket (Enables disguising as a Pink/Green Gangster)
RESERVE AMMO(Ammo left to reload with)
Tranq Dart: 4
.45 Ammo: 8
.357 Ammo: 3
9mm Ammo: 10

Kills: 3
Pacifist Actions: 0

Detection Status: GANG MEMBERS RESPONDING - REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING
Overall Health: LIGHTLY WOUNDED [lllllllll-]
Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg: SHOT, BLEEDING [llll------] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
« Last Edit: September 21, 2015, 10:33:50 PM by tber123 »

forget. well, stuff. blind fire your machine pistol and try to suppress the gang leader. run across the room to better cover and call in astartes reinforcements dammit! you are corvus!!!!!!!!

Blink the flaslight at the gang leader and shoot him. Then wait and see if the other gongbangers are demoralized

One shot pistol his richard