BLF Plans a Assassination [Merciful End]

[Refticus]

throw sausage to distract the gangbangers behind you

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[tber123]

You toss out the sausage as a distraction, preventing the gangbangers from coming after you!



You blind and shoot the Gang Leader in the groin. The Gang Leader opens fire on you, striking you in the torso.

Protagonist cries out for mercy, wears a look of pain, and stares off into space.

forget. well, stuff. blind fire your machine pistol and try to suppress the gang leader. run across the room to better cover and call in astartes reinforcements dammit! you are corvus!!!!!!!!

You spray the Machine Pistol blindly in an attempt to intimidate the Gang Leader. He's not impressed at all and continues shooting you, so you try to summon reinforcements.

TARGET #1: Leader of a bunch of gangsters that wear pink and green
Level of Security: Unprofessional gangbangers.
Security Equipment: Knives, Glass Bottles, Pipes, Pistols, SMGs, Shotguns

Nearby People:
Gang Leader(TARGET #1) armed with Akimbo Falcon .50 Hand Cannons, Level I Bulletproof Vest(Shotgun and Low Caliber Pistol/SMG protection)

• Health: WOUNDED [lllllll---]
• Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
• Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll]
• Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

Gangbanger 2(Distracted) armed with Shank, Stylish Leather Jacket
Gangbanger 3(Distracted) armed with "Sprayer" 9mm Machine Pistol, Stylish Leather Jacket
Gangbanger 4(Distracted) armed with Combat Knife, Stylish Leather Jacket

WEAPONS Your Bare Hands "Old Reliable" .45 Pistol 7/8 Rounds left Sharpened Pen (Can be used to write letters on either paper or someone's throat.) "Pacifier" Silent Tranquilizer Pistol 4/4 rounds left (Less-than-lethal tool. USUALLY won't kill.) .357 "Dirty" Revolver 6/6 Rounds Left Wreck-9mm Machine Pistol 20/30 Rounds Left

ITEMS Plastic Bag (Useful for taking home groceries or suffocation) Flashlight (Let there be light! Or blunt force trauma.) $100 Flip-Phone Toothbrush (Just a regular plastic toothbrush, right?) Firearms Magazine: Guns & Bolts (Can be tossed out as a distraction) Gangsta Jacket (Enables disguising as a Pink/Green Gangster)

RESERVE AMMO(Ammo left to reload with) Tranq Dart: 4 .45 Ammo: 8 .357 Ammo: 3 9mm Ammo: 10 Kills: 3 Pacifist Actions: 0 Detection Status: GANG MEMBERS RESPONDING - REINFORCEMENTS INCOMING Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED, BLEEDING [lllll-----] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [llllll----] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: SHOT [llll------] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]

[Space1255]

Shoot his head

[CypherX]

summon astartes harder

we need sum forgetin assault marines asap. chainsword to the starfish

[tber123]

summon astartes harder

we need sum forgetin assault marines asap. chainsword to the starfish

Just to clarify, whos astartes

[NotBomberguy]

Pick up the broken wings and use as a blade
Heads will fall

[Refticus]

activate toothbrush for a jetski bby

[CypherX]

Just to clarify, whos astartes

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Marines these dudes

more specifically http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Raven_Guard


the sons of corvus

[Kidalex90]

blind him and then suffocate him

[tber123]

Shoot his head

You fire off a quick, panicked burst from your Machine Pistol aimed in the general direction of the Leader's head! The recoil hits you like a bitch and sends bullets into the ceiling! A lucky shot strikes the Gang Leader in the cheek, however!

Gang Leader fires the Falcon .50 Hand Cannon at Protagonist, but misses!

activate toothbrush for a jetski bby

You press a button on the Toothbrush and summon a jetski out of nowhere. But since Genova is an underground city, you can't use the jetski.

Pick up the broken wings and use as a blade
Heads will fall

You pick up your broken jetpack-wings and swing it at the Gang Leader! The Gang Leader narrowly dodges the attack and jumps out the window, landing on top of a nearby car!

Protagonist fires the .357 "Dirty" Revolver at Gang Leader, striking the left leg!
Gang Leader swears under his breath, smashes the window of the car, and attempts to hotwire it!
Protagonist fires the .357 "Dirty" Revolver again at Gang Leader, striking the head BLOWING IT IN HALF!
Gang Leader squirts blood out the neck and slumps dead in the car.

As the Gang Leader slumps dead in the car, he suffers a muscle spasm that extends his leg onto the gas pedal, causing the car to accelerate wildly and run over a few pedestrians before crashing into a taxi head-on and killing everyone!
Since you technically caused all those deaths, they have been counted on your record.

TARGET #1 KILLED: GANG LEADER

Its over. You killed your first target. Now all thats left to do is to clean up the murder and--- Wait a minute, why are these police cars speeding towards the apartments?



The Police have surrounded the Apartments!
You hear a blaring voice on a loudspeaker: "Surrender yourselves! You are wanted for murder and other crimes."

summon astartes harder

we need sum forgetin assault marines asap. chainsword to the starfish

You think as hard as you can and summon a bunch of Raven Guards from Warhammer 40k! They instantly launch into action, murdering a few police officers and forcing the cops to return fire! The cops are distracted!

Nearby People:
Gangbanger 2(Fighting Cops) armed with Shank, Stylish Leather Jacket
Gangbanger 3(Fighting Cops) armed with "Sprayer" 9mm Machine Pistol, Stylish Leather Jacket
Gangbanger 4(Fighting Cops) armed with Combat Knife, Stylish Leather Jacket
Raven Guard 1 armed with Bolt Pistol, Chainsword
Raven Guard 2 armed with Bolt Pistol, Chainsword
Raven Guard 3 armed with Bolt Pistol, Chainsword
Raven Guard 4 armed with Bolt Pistol, Chainsword
Police Officer 1 armed with Police Pistol, 9mm + Level III Armor (Pistol/SMG/Rifle Protection)
Police Officer 2 armed with Police Revolver, .357 + Level III Armor (Pistol/SMG/Rifle Protection)
Police Officer 3 armed with Police Shotgun + Level III Armor (Pistol/SMG/Rifle Protection)
Police Officer 4 armed with Police Semi-Rifle, 5.56 + Level III Armor (Pistol/SMG/Rifle Protection)
Police Officer 5 armed with Police Shotgun + Level III Armor (Pistol/SMG/Rifle Protection)
Police Officer 6 armed with Unlucky .38 Revolver + Level III Armor (Pistol/SMG/Rifle Protection)
Police Officer 7 armed with Police Pistol, 9mm + Level III Armor (Pistol/SMG/Rifle Protection)
Police Officer 8 armed with Police Semi-Rifle, 5.56 + Level III Armor (Pistol/SMG/Rifle Protection)

You should probably start running.

WEAPONS Your Bare Hands "Old Reliable" .45 Pistol 7/8 Rounds left Sharpened Pen (Can be used to write letters on either paper or someone's throat.) "Pacifier" Silent Tranquilizer Pistol 4/4 rounds left (Less-than-lethal tool. USUALLY won't kill.) .357 "Dirty" Revolver 4/6 Rounds Left Wreck-9mm Machine Pistol 9/30 Rounds Left Broken Jetpack Wings

ITEMS Plastic Bag (Useful for taking home groceries or suffocation) Flashlight (Let there be light! Or blunt force trauma.) $100 Flip-Phone Toothbrush (Just a regular plastic toothbrush, right?) Firearms Magazine: Guns & Bolts (Can be tossed out as a distraction) Gangsta Jacket (Enables disguising as a Pink/Green Gangster)

RESERVE AMMO(Ammo left to reload with) Tranq Dart: 4 .45 Ammo: 8 .357 Ammo: 3 9mm Ammo: 10 Kills: 7 Pacifist Actions: 0 Detection Status: POLICE RESPONDING - YOU ARE WANTED FOR MURDER Overall Health: BADLY WOUNDED[lllll-----] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: SHOT [llllll----] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: SHOT [llll------] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] blind him and then suffocate him RIGHT as I finished typing this. Better luck next time.

[Kidalex90]

disguise yourself as a gangster, steal a police car, and then get outta there.

[Becquerel]

start doing what you do best
become black and do gangsta rapping

[CypherX]

medpack yourself to full health

then acquire another winged jetpack from one of your astartes and fly out of the building to the exit. they will cover you

[Space1255]

Sneak out the back.

[tber123]

Sneak out the back.

You rush for the back entrance when you realize that the police have that covered, too.

start doing what you do best
become black and do gangsta rapping

disguise yourself as a gangster, steal a police car, and then get outta there.

You disguise yourself as a gangster and darken your face before rapping your way to the nearest police car!

medpack yourself to full health

then acquire another winged jetpack from one of your astartes and fly out of the building to the exit. they will cover you

You swipe a medpack from a nearby corpse, healing yourself. You then run up to a Raven Guard and ask for a jetpack. Mistaking you for one of the gangbangers, he punts you into space. You go flying so hard you burrow through all the dirt and crash into the outside world, where you can see the sun for the first time in your life. You continue flying into the air until you smack into a plane, busting the doors open.



As you struggle to pick yourself up, nearby passengers rush up to you and ask if you are okay. Meanwhile, the voices in your head speak again. Your next target is piloting the plane, and you must kill him.

TARGET #2: The Plane's Pilot
Level Of Security: Security Guards and Air Marshals
Security Equipment: Pistols, Tasers, Shotguns, Submachine Guns, Rifles, Batons

Nearby People:
Plane Security armed with Enforcer 7.62 Rifle + Level II Armor (Shotgun + Pistol/SMG Protection)
Plane Security 2 armed with Enforcer Shotgun + Level II Armor (Shotgun + Pistol/SMG Protection)
Plane Security 3 armed with "Lucky Punk" .44 Revolver + Level II Armor (Shotgun + Pistol/SMG Protection)
A Bunch of Random Passengers

WEAPONS Your Bare Hands "Old Reliable" .45 Pistol 7/8 Rounds left Sharpened Pen (Can be used to write letters on either paper or someone's throat.) "Pacifier" Silent Tranquilizer Pistol 4/4 rounds left (Less-than-lethal tool. USUALLY won't kill.) .357 "Dirty" Revolver 4/6 Rounds Left Wreck-9mm Machine Pistol 9/30 Rounds Left Broken Jetpack Wings

ITEMS Plastic Bag (Useful for taking home groceries or suffocation) Flashlight (Let there be light! Or blunt force trauma.) $100 Flip-Phone Toothbrush (Just a regular plastic toothbrush, right?) Firearms Magazine: Guns & Bolts (Can be tossed out as a distraction) Gangsta Jacket (Enables disguising as a Pink/Green Gangster)

RESERVE AMMO(Ammo left to reload with) Tranq Dart: 4 .45 Ammo: 8 .357 Ammo: 3 9mm Ammo: 10 Kills: 7 Pacifist Actions: 0 Detection Status: Unsuspicious Overall Health: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Head: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Left Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg: HEALTHY [llllllllll]