“The Crush"

[Regirock]

You are Jake Doofensmurthz

You are the wimpiest kid at your school.

You have a crush on this totally cute/cool girl, her name is Salina, you never bothered to learn her last name.

- Flash Forward into 2-Years -

The both of you happen to do the science project together. (You totally didn’t bribe the science teacher.)

You both sit on the stairway leading to your apartment building during the evening.

The sun is Orange, the sky is a pinkish red.

She puts her hand on your leg and looks at you, without saying a single word.

She smiles at you like a aged mom does to her grandchildren.

Quick! What do you do?

Inventory : Some Magazines, List of things you can do for your science project, some rope and a knife.

[Ad Bot]

[Jairo]

"salina, I've known you for more than two years and I've got a very important question I've been meaning to ask you: what the hell is your last name"

[Regirock]

"salina, I've known you for more than two years and I've got a very important question I've been meaning to ask you: what the hell is your last name"

She looks at you, she tells you, “Oh yeah, it’s Macentosh.” then she says, “So, what do you want to do now?

Inventory : Some Magazines, List of things you can do for your science project, some rope and a knife.

[CypherX]

"salina, you must know... my secret identity..."

"i am.... JOHN CENA"

[Regirock]

"salina, you must know... my secret identity..."

"i am.... JOHN CENA"

She looks at you, a single tear runs down her eye.

She pulls out her switchblade and stabs your groin.

You are now bleeding

She runs away.

[Ragequit]

"IT WAS A PRANK BRO CHILL"

[TheKid]

You are Jake Doofensmurthz

jumpcut to your evil building where you compile a planinator to win her heart

[lord techno]

wonder what the purpose of your life is.

[grunterdb1951]

"IT WAS A PRANK BRO CHILL"

while crying

[TableSalt]

realize you will never forget bitches ever again

[DrHitius]

jump

[Space1255]

Wake up to realize it was a dream.

[Duck Quackington]

Wake up to realize it was a dream.

this

[Refticus]

pop a boner

[bigcapitalbaka]

forget 'er in the starfish when she goes to the bathroom