“The Crush"

[XR-7]

pop a boner

With a needle

[Ad Bot]

[Regirock]

forget 'er in the starfish when she goes to the bathroom

She is in the bathroom, taking a huge dump, you open the door.

She asks you, “What the forget are you doing in here."

You pull down your pants.

She continues to burst out in laughter at the size of your snake.

You are humiliated.

GAME OVER

[Regirock]

jump

You successfully jump.

[Duck Quackington]

Do nothing

[CypherX]

go find regirock in real life and call him a nerd

[Ragequit]

buy richard pills

[DrHitius]

find me and get some cool phones

[Regirock]

buy richard pills

She follows you to the store

She sees what you are buying.

She runs away screaming.

[SWAT One]

best visual novel story 10/10

[gebenuwell]

chase her down and grapple her

[MTrRxx]

Become a Utahraptor and chase her down

[Ragequit]

NO IT'S FOR A FRIEND

[CypherX]

go find regirock in real life and call him a nerd

[Kidalex90]

buy a gun and shoot her

[NotBomberguy]

realize it was all a dream