I woke up with dried blood on my hands

[ThatRandomGuy]

there is no way this was a nosebleed because I'd have blood on my face

I am very certain my dream had nothing to do with this, I show no signs of having a nosebleed, and I have no cuts or punctures. My body other than my hands are clean of blood as well

[Ad Bot]

[Niff]

maybe it was

BABY STAND
be on the look out for anything on your bed that could've cut or punctured you, once my phone cut my ear when it was in between the pillow case and the pillow and I woke up with an ear cut and a bloody sheet, the cut wasnt noticeable until it turned into a scab, maybe something like that happened to you

[Planr]

this has happened to me before too; inexplicable bloodstains on my hands sometimes when i wake up from sleep. no idea where they came from.

[Nonnel]

idk looks like you rubbed your face while you had a nosebleed
there's not really any other explanation

[espio100]

Its that time of the month again?

[Planr]

Its that time of the month again?

[Pie Crust]

I am very certain my dream had nothing to do with this, I show no signs of having a nosebleed, and I have no cuts or punctures. My body other than my hands are clean of blood as well

Not necesarily. I didn't have blood on my face, just in my nose.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Not necesarily. I didn't have blood on my face, just in my nose.

I also don't have blood in my nose

[Alyx Vance]

Possibly just a microcut, those things like to bleed.

[sir dooble]

Sounds like the forums are actually full of sleeper agents.

[Renekar]

will those wounds never heal?

[Landmineman4000²]

Horny Period Woman came to visit and you sleepfingered her

[AtlasBlue]

Horny Period Woman came to visit and you sleepfingered her

[Space1255]

The smelly kid broke into your room and tried to rape you but his small richard exploded on your hands.

[Filipe]

Check if there is any dead bodies on your house, you might be an assassin while sleeping  

Jokes aside, you probably killed a mosquito or some other insect while sleeping, no idea.