Detroit man lights spider on fire; nearly blows up gas station

[Freek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2e1DfyzUGk

Basically this guy is deathly afraid of spiders, he saw one on his gas tank and decided to light it on fire, while pumping gas.

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[gebenuwell]

how dumb can you be

[Mr.Blocko]

What.

[Space1255]

Well if it did blow up, id use the pun "his idiocy blows my mind" and this thread might have exploded. But oh well. 
Glad he's safe tho.

[Maxwell.]

so


did the spider die

[Headcrab Zombie]

so


did the spider die

Yes
Detroit Man is truly a hero
Still not as good as Florida Man, though

[Tokthree]

Spiders make you lose all reason, I can understand. I once jumped up three steps on a flight of stairs to goomba-stomp a spider, almost fell backwards and killed myself & I managed to wake up my entire house doing so.

It was 4 in the morning

[Freek]

Apparently, he returned the next day and acted like nothing happened. He did apologize though

[TristanLuigi]

so


did the spider die

this kills the crab

[bestguy22]

wasnt an accident. the spider never existed

[Jonathant1]

pretty much a repeat of what happened when a Seattle man burned his house down with an improvised torch trying to kill a spider, at least the gas station didnt blow up

[Harm94]

[Rabbot32]

god fuUCKING DAMNNIT

[shitlord]

atleast it wasnt florida man

[SWAT One]

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Not spiderbro!

^{&nstag_stuffsngiggles}