Spoil the ending of your favourite game without context

[tber123]

You end the game by pushing a button and get to hear the protag monologue for 5-10 minutes while stock footage plays the whole time

Sadly, he never mentioned anything about "never asking for this."

[Ad Bot]

[Bushido]

your favorite characters are nowhere to be found but that's not cause they're dead, the game just forgot

[Legoboss]

YOU BOUGHT IT, YOUR FRIENDS BOUGHT IT, EVERYONE BOUGHT IT

[Afraidanna]

he dies

[Bushido]

the day is saved! you are kicked out, to make sure you never save the day again

[erifpsiW]

You take over the required territories and rule Europe.

[Bushido]

your favorite characters are nowhere to be found but that's not cause they're dead, the game just forgot

it is the sequel to this game. the trilogy has been wrapped up. the writers have taken the initiative to actively write your favorite characters out of the ending, who have now definitively won the hearts of everyone in their absence

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

You win WWE World Heavyweight Championship
the end

[Mister Cheese]

the day is saved! you are kicked out, to make sure you never save the day again

lol

[Alternat¡ve]

you and your brotherz clap everyone that has been a problem to you, even that dude from way earlier in the game who didn't really have any significance and was in like 2 missions. wrapping the story up in a nice bow.

[Ninja Decoy]

After killing an entire species, you gain enough power to wipe out the human race

[Bushido]

it turns out god, satan, and literally every celestial figure is not only a richard but actively conspiring against you. you still somehow show up for all the subsequent sequels and the cosmos HATES it but cant figure out how to get you out the door

now it's the sequel. you, god, satan, buddha, jesus, giglamesh, asura the destroyer have all put aside their differences and your relationship has (de?)evolved into being sort of like a goofy melodramatic sitcom. occasionally you go to god for advice, and then god says something cryptic and sort of threatening, so you then go to giglamesh and he says the same thing but at least isn't a richard about it and god gets super mad that you didnt just listen to him in the first place and throws lightning bolts at you until you go away

[sir dooble]

It was all a big lie, helped by drugs, an unattentive father and a really scared little girl. Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright

[Bushido]

the credits roll. about 30 seconds into the text crawl you realize you'd just played a video game adaptation of armored trooper votoms, but never caught on

[Space1255]

Edit:

Fight three bosses to fight another boss with the opening theme.