Spoil the ending of your favourite game without context

[The Subject]

Everybody dies.

[Ad Bot]

[Bushido]

it is a completely different game (presumably by the same team of writers)

some dumb stuff happens about the seven deadly sins or something and a bunch of guys fight for the glory of battle or because they're being brainwashed or something and they're all memorable characters and the game is surprisingly deep and involved but its also missing something to make it special buT WAIT A SECOND

IS THAT forgetIN NUKE GUY

the crowd goes wild. it is nuke guy. he has also brought his little brother, guy-with-like-80-guns-strapped-to-his-chest guy. they snuck in totally undetected and totally without warning. the writers are furious. who let him in

nuke guy and his little brother guns guy proceed to ruin everything. the game is improved immensely

the writers, seething with rage, all try to remove all traces of nuke guy and guns guy from the story and marketing and everything they could. one of the developers sits in the back of the room, quietly continuing his work, unabated by the savage rewriting and redrafting that is going on beside him. he pulls out a drawer from his desk, and inside the desk is a picture of him, nuke guy, and guns guy. the developer sheds a single tear, happy to see his dear friends again after all these years

the credits roll, revealing his identity

it's just forgetin kamiya

[espio100]

You forget up the national socialist's and plant a pole with the commie flag the that german courthouse thing in berlin

[IkeTheGeneric]

The whole time you're being a nice person and having a grand old time when outta nowhere the baddy shows up and steals everyone's souls, and forgets you up

[sir dooble]

Your team of rag-tag super buff grizzly guys, with awkwardly designed weapons, have cut a path through the ugly mutant people who crept up from the bottom of the earth. After riding a train on the longest straightest train track in existence, you defeat an even uglier mutant person, jump off the train, and watch a bomb blow up some underground tunnels.

Then in the next game you find out it did absolutely forget all and was a collosal waste of your time.
At least there aren't as many Pitch Black bird monsters. Gears of War 1

[Rigel]

it was all just a dream

[SteveJenkins]

hey lets touch this thing OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

[Ninja Decoy]

The whole time you're being a nice person and having a grand old time when outta nowhere the baddy shows up and steals everyone's souls, and forgets you up

Eyy you were able to put it in words, i wasn't able to

[Decepticon]

you brutally murder those who you play as without even knowing it, killing your own comrades, just before you end up unknowingly killing yourself

all the while listening to this intense/triply soundtrack

[Obliviongate20]

you die from stopping an evil scientist in a big robot suit
wolfenstein the new order

[Khorde]

ELI DIES

[Blockchip]

You rig the president to a nuclear missile mid-flight, aim it at an oil field, and launch
You somehow escape the blast radius via parachute and it destroys nothing but the oil field

Everyone shouts at you about how much of an idiot you are for destroying the oil field because the oil is now gone and they wanted the oil

You claim that the oil would've started a war and everyone would have died

Some dude makes a terrible pun about the cause being just
roll credits

DISCLAIMER: not my favorite game

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

I've either not played enough video games or you guys are really good at this.
You die at the end. The exact time and place are very specific to you, but it doesn't really matter because you were alone and now you are dead.

Your commander was actually an independently operating spy who orchestrated the entire war to destroy an earthquake machine that's been not-so-subtly foreshadowed the entire game.

You kill a bunch of people and your probably daughter is now forgeted up because of it.

It was all a test to see if humanity was worthy. They were. (but canonically they were not i guess?)

[Legodude77]

You defeat the big bad army and the big bad boss and go back in time before the world is destroyed by the moon.

In the next games.... well it doesn't really have an ending, not even a cliffhanger. You just beat the last level and it ends.

[sir dooble]

I've either not played enough video games or you guys are really good at this.

The names of my games are written at the ends of my posts in transparent text.

I think it'd be cool if we all did that, then you can tell if you worked it out correctly, and people who don't want to see the name of the game can just not look.