Author Topic: Spoil the ending of your favourite game without context  (Read 34375 times)

you may or may not get forgeted over by the wish you choose depending which character you play as.
Oh wait I think it's (spoiler) Soul Calibur

more recent then that

wait stuff no never mind i thought you were guessing the source of the 'man who sold the world' thing

In one of the endings, you kill your girlfriend with some kinda ceremonial dagger or something, stay with this other bitch you know on the island, and then she kills you while you're banging her or something, can't remember. Good game.

the "man who sold the world" thing is defo IRON PISTON HARD 5: HURT GHOSTS

Oh wait I think it's (spoiler) Soul Calibur
Nope. Keep guessing

You destroy a space station, somehow not killing it's only inhabitant, jump out, and fall thousands of miles onto your friends midair plane, which you survive.

If you get all the seven cum eigelmen you turn into a different version of yourself and fly, thus making your friend and his plane unnecessary.

You can apparently breathe in space.
sonic the hedgehog 2

It's one of the Sonic games. I don't know which though. 3 maybe?...No, probably 2.

A game that is not my favorite but i add the ending(s).

"It was all revealed the kings'son was behind this and is now a flower because his favorite friend was a demon. He only does what he says the demon wants to do because of the friendship. The demon appears to look like a human child. He sometimes asks people to sell thier soul for being able to live."

(Transparent text beneath eahc contains the game names!)

A bunch of handicaps break the rules.

Putt-Putt Joins the Parade

The Devil enacts his corporate power-play and manages to get his bosses fired.

Sam & Max 205: What's New Beelzebub?

You destroyed the world except you didn't and we all party.

FEZ

Millions of fanboys are left crying.

Mass Effect 3

You kill a guy and then go for a stroll.

Alice: Madness Returns

can we pls put the name of the games in trans. fer all.

everything sucks no matter what. there are two endings and one secret ending and each one is basically just depressing and sad and makes you feel bad and you want to go and play bejeweled to take your mind off of the complex lore behind each ending and why nothing will ever work out.

The protagonist pretty much killed himself from another timeline
Fire Emblem: Awakening

Transparent spoilers below.

Everyone is nuked.
Hotline Miami 2

See light of day after years of imprisonment in facility.
Portal 2

Partner mutates, dies, and comes back through a time machine.
Sam and Max Season 3 finale

After defeating the final boss, your best friend goes off to her own dimension where she ruled as queen, thanks to the power of the _____

Hover over the text to see the spoilers. For example, hover over this to see the game I'm spoiling.

You ruin some poor sap's day.


You defeat the meat illusion and find your dad