Spoil the ending of your favourite game without context

[SpongeCraft1212]

you kill a octopus with a gun that shoots semen

[Ad Bot]

[The Subject]

This one is actually a movie.

She turns into a USB drive and her driver dude comes in to see this. Everyone goes back to their lives.

[Shift Kitty]

Everyone on the surface realizes that killing each other is not okay, after realizing they're all part of a sick tv show, the finale being that they all get lasered to death. They destroy the laser and the boss dude who started all the stuff.

[Bushido]

some guy gets thrown off a bridge

people are telling you that he was important but like, was he? who the forget was that? you spent like months in this forgetin death desert getting attacked by larpers and cowboy dominatrices and The Swamp Things and THIS is what confuses you. THIS MAN is the tipping point.

your friend is equally baffled. after some deliberation, she decides to have love with you, but doesn't, due to circumstances that can be summed up as 'she got drunk and accidentally forgeted the wrong person'

[ZombiLoin]

some guy gets thrown off a bridge

people are telling you that he was important but like, was he? who the forget was that? you spent like months in this forgetin death desert getting attacked by larpers and cowboy dominatrices and The Swamp Things and THIS is what confuses you. THIS MAN is the tipping point.

your friend is equally baffled. after some deliberation, she decides to have love with you, but doesn't, due to circumstances that can be summed up as 'she got drunk and accidentally forgeted the wrong person'

sawyer actually talked about a cut romance with cassidy where both of your would get drunk, generally forget stuff up all around vegas, bang like 300 times, beat up a bunch of ncr soldiers, and right before the crack of dawn the king marries both of you. once you both exit your alcohol induced rampages, both of you try to peice together why you two have rings on each other's fingers and what happened last night.

[Bushido]

you and your lovable and quirky rag tag party of rogues and brutes all make it to the end of your quest. it has been a long and grueling road. many of your friends are dead, and died terrible, unfair deaths all for the sake of your goal. suddenly you kill them all brutally one by one! they trusted you! upon reflection, it appears the entire game was the set-up to a sucker punch. the author just wants you to feel bad.

[JJA0]

You burn or the age of dark begins. (bonus 2x game spoiling)

[hodot]

it never ends

[Bushido]

You burn or the age of dark begins. (bonus 2x game spoiling)

ok the point is to be deliberately vague for the sake of comedy, not actually just spoil things for people

[Moriarty]

And then the bad guy is good and we wait many many many years for a sequel

T R U U U U

[Bushido]

you caused the apocalypse! everyone's dead!

wait! wait. no. it's fine? it's fine.

it was ideon all along

[Camera]

The good guy is actually the bad guy/vice versa!

[Nal]

They stop the world from being destroyed.

[PurpleSir]

you destroy the guy's robot suit then he becomes nice and everyone forgives him

[Legodude77]

You kill the big bad monster the bad guy was controlling then kill the bad guy and get lots of stuff.