Author Topic: Spoil the ending of your favourite game without context  (Read 34401 times)

You complete every tournament, and are given the status of world's greatest builder of robots. Now go do it again with another robot.

Your fingers turn into flags and there's fireworks.

Not my favourite game because in all honest it was pretty stuff.

Rais dies...

you beat the stuff out of the guy who downed your spaceship and drive it home. you may or may not be remorseful.
risk of rain

you destroy a giant radioactive chair, twice.
nuclear throne

you finally get your hands on the hat that's on fire
tf2

Your best friend is dead, your sister hates you, and you've followed right in your deadbeat father's footsteps
Mafia II

You kill some computer bitch but you don't.

Your AI girlfriend sacrifices herself, killing that ancient alien God.
You take your helmet off for the first time in like 7 years. You must have some really horrible hair and skin right now.

alternately, you don't beat him! he wakes up. history is changed. tuberculosis is cured? classical music survives several more centuries? the implications are unexplored
I wish.

You fight your corrupted brother

the princess turned out to be in the right castle

Multiple endings:
-You earn enough money to buy your freedom.
-You assassinate a very important person, and blame it on someone else, for your freedom.
-You fight a hundred guards and escape for your freedom.
-You fail to gain freedom. Sucks to be you, slave.

you beat up a big diamond and get all of your belongings back

you beat up some nerds. these nerds imply they're going to call their collective big brother who will beat you up, but the threat seems so far empty

now it's the sequel. it's an alternate universe, where you didn't beat up some nerds. the timeline has changed


you get really mad at the community after being there for several years, then the leader exiles you from it forever and you go on elsewhere warning people about how terrible it is