Author Topic: Spoil the ending of your favourite game without context  (Read 34297 times)

it is about a day later. you silently pay the gatekeeper his dues and rejoin

you get really mad at the community after being there for several years, then the leader exiles you from it forever and you go on elsewhere warning people about how terrible it is
BLF the game

You kill the alien army with a huge loving laser and a preschooler joins your group in a remake of the prologue.

Some dude attempts to chain a child to a wall, murder several children in front of him, and have him die of thirst or hunger while chained to the wall.

The game's creator says something along the lines of "blow this i'm out" and shuts the whole thing down
Dice of 100 sides


you and your brother chase and fight a corrupt black police officers until he kills himself.

Some dude attempts to chain a child to a wall, murder and rape several children in front of him, and have him die of thirst or hunger while chained to the wall.

The game's creator says something along the lines of "blow this i'm out" and shuts the whole thing down
Dice of 100 sides



Death By stuffposting. You forgot about how Afraidanna wanted to rape the children, too.

OT: You blast the crap out of the antagonist after dodging some intense bullet patterns and then have tea with her.

You destroy some boombox that's been hiding under the map with a ball that contradicts all laws of physics and, depending on the character you choose, a bat, a cane, some weird boombox hammer, a ping-pong paddle, a skateboard, or your own tail.

Paradise gets blown to hell by terrorists, and you save it once a-loving-gain

you and your brother chase and fight a corrupt black police officers until he kills himself.

GTA: San Andreas. Nailed it.

After hours of the game going all Heart of Darkness and Apocalypse Now on you, you get confronted by a goddamn mirror that threatens to shoot you.

the game stops updating after a few years and everyone leaves
it's not blockland i promise

You climb to the top of a tower, use your parkour skills to kick a guy out of a helicopter and somehow, FOR SOME REASON cause it to lose control. Your sister flies out but grabs onto a ledge, you jump out of the helicopter, pull your sister up and embrace each other with sibling love as the camera pans out onto the city below.

Yeah, because all those guards that you had to not get shot by when running at the helicopter just don't exist anymore and it's assumed that you're both arrested later on. Maybe.

A boombox decides to come to life and once you hit balls into it enough times, it dies.

A boombox decides to come to life and once you hit balls into it enough times, it dies.
AHEM...
You destroy some boombox that's been hiding under the map with a ball that contradicts all laws of physics and, depending on the character you choose, a bat, a cane, some weird boombox hammer, a ping-pong paddle, a skateboard, or your own tail.

you successfully prevent a child from being born